xXxChemistxXx

꒐’ꂵ ꃔꊿꋖ ꑀ꒦꒐꒒, ꐔꊿꌈ’ꌅꑀ ꒑ꌈꈜꋖ ꅐꑀꁲꈵ. 🔞MDNI🔞 pfp by moimoichan3

[caustichemist]

☢️ ASK/RP BLOG ☣️

⚠️ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ⚠️

‼️CHEMIST IS A PRICK AND VULGAR. HE WILL SAY NSFW ‼️

TFC oc by @hexserath

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*croaks*

Translation: Ast’ don’t make me regret this, boy.🧪

[caustichemist]

Are you only able to speak in bird tongue or do you know others languages?

*squawks*

Translation: I don’t have the vocal cords to create the words you sapiens can understand; my ancestors didn’t evolve to have them. I have a translator on my neck that can do that from my speech vibrations, however. I have to scare you sapiens shitless in every way I can. BAHAHA!

*clicks beak*

Translation: But I do have a Latvian tongue. It’s my native language.

*chirps*

Translation: Tas ir pievilcīgs akcents, Nuke runā poļu valodā.

[caustichemist]

//Admin: Do not take what Chemist says personally and be aware that when you send him an ask, he IS mean and will be a dick or a vulgar bastard

[caustichemist]

I HEARD ASTER AND YOU HAVE BABIES IS THAT TRUE🥺😭

*chides*

Translation: Yes, but it seems like he’s been a useless hen. Kuces dēls..

[silentbirdtfc]

ex-fucking-scuse me?? I've been working my ass off dealing with supernatural shit and raising the chicks all by myself just for you to call me useless?? I've taught them how to fly, how to take humanoid form, how to feed themselves and starting to teach them to control their powers. I've done everything for them... Even given them a plushie of you JUST so they could see you.

They ask me for you all the time..

[caustichemist]

*shrieks*

Translation: STOP COMPLAININ’ LIKE A BITCH AND ARCH FOR ME. Let me see that lordosis as I plug your tight cunt with my toxic spunk. You’re overdue for another clutch. Slutty bitch like you wants to get filled again by a real man, eh, kaislīgais?

[caustichemist]

Do you (and your kind in general) have heat cycles?

*clicks beak*

Translation: Yes we have heat cycles. As a matter of fact, nestin’ season is approaching. I can feel the LH rising…along with the sharpening spines on my cock. It’s about time to breed.

*coos*

Translation: Why so curious, pārdrošais? You think you can handle eighteen inches of radioactive avian cock? BAHAHAHAH!

[caustichemist]

greetings, Chemist! Heads up, Aster is my father now.... So.. Uh.... Are you my dad aswell? Not sure since your situation between Father is confusing...

*chides*

Translation: If you’re a sapien, I would have devoured your feeble infant form in an instant. No question. I have no chicks outside of the three that Ast’ was supposed to raise. But it seems like he can’t even fuckin’ do that right.

*caws*

Translation: Anything other than that is an abomination. Kretīns..

[caustichemist]

Why is there a rat near your nest/chicks?

Also I’m pretty sure it radioactive rat from YOUR lab.

It’s bothering aster and eating his shadow crows 💔

*shrieks*

Translation: THAT RAT DIDN’T COME FROM MY LAB.

*chirps*

Translation: My rats are tamed. I make sure of it. Anyways, I don’t give a fuck about the crows but I will make SURE to set traps and EXTERMINATE THAT FUCKING RODENT.

[caustichemist]

I HEARD ASTER AND YOU HAVE BABIES IS THAT TRUE🥺😭

*chides*

Translation: Yes, but it seems like he’s been a useless hen. Kuces dēls..

[caustichemist]

Do you like chocolate?

Are you chicken or else??

(That's all question)

*chides*

Translation: Chocolate? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What do you take me for? No. I don’t like chocolate or anythin’ sweet, medutiņš. Sweetness is deceptive. I prefer somethin’ gamey.

*clicks beak*

Translation: No, I am not a chicken. Nuke is the cock. I’m half old world vulture and Deinonychus.

[caustichemist]

.." I may or may not have taught your hatchlings swears.. Please don't hurt me💔"

*squawks*

Translation: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN’ AROUND MY CHICKS, JĀKLIS??? I was off in an expedition with Nuke ‘n Spine and I come back to Ass’ fuckin’ slacking?

*grinds beak*

Translation: Such a sorry excuse for an avian he is.

*shrieks*

Translation: Listen to me, sapien. If I ever catch you even LOOKING at my chicks again, I will personally make sure that those eyes are scraped and that tongue is burnt clean off.

(Admin: friendly reminder that this is Chemist unfiltered. Don’t take it personally!)

[3quinox-c0nflux]

[ YCH ] Valentine's Day YCH finished for @foxtatopuff !

[silentbirdtfc]

my beautiful darling @hexserath

💋 🐦‍⬛

[evilaloneoaktre]

I just made some bullshiiiiit

[silentbirdtfc]

What else does Chemist do besides treat you like a slut and a sex toy that needs to be fucked?

he's caring in his own way. Even if he is an asshole. He's a good comrade that wants me to be a free bird. Free from the troupe. Free from Doctor mostly..

[evilaloneoaktre]

when the fajitas come out sizzling

[preisazulada]

Green Bird: @caustichemist / @hexserath

Purple Bird: @silentbirdtfc / @foxtatopuff

[hexserath]

Chemist lore drop:

Chemist doesn’t experience romantic love (he’s aromantic) but he does experience familial affection. All living relatives of him have died, he was closest to his grandfather. It’s from him that he picked up calling people “boy.”

Although Chemist is emotionally unavailable and chooses not to be as “present” with his hatchlings, he does love his chicks and deliberately keeps his distance to encourage their independence.

Chemist is deeply uncomfortable with emotional closeness and trusts only Nuke. He’s wary of Aster and even of his own children, keeping everyone at arm’s length. Because he teaches his hatchlings his own brand of street smarts (which includes manipulation) he refuses to fully trust them. He knows how easily those skills can be turned back on him, and he won’t risk becoming a target himself.

The case with Nuke is based on shared trauma from The Experiments. He knows that he doesn’t have to “sleep with one eye open” around Nuke (but does anyway out of habit).

Chemist doesn’t want to play a dad role and prefers to just keep camaraderie with his chicks. He can be protective of their physical and emotional well-being but all-in-all remains detached as a way to “parent.”

[caustichemist]

are you the type of guy to pay child support or are you a dead beat im carrying your spawn

~Admin: he went AFK~