Investor Introduction
Welcome Future Investors to the Cave Filling Corporation! We are a {fake} corporate entity dedicated to pursuing a large variety of financial adventures! Our main preoccupation, however, is the deconstruction of worlds and the exportation of their resources in both bulk orders and to individual customers. We ensure that every single pebble that we harvest does not go to waste, and thanks to our advanced processing facilities, we ensure that is also finished, which includes collecting the absence of the items from the world and turning them into more resources to sell. We also host museums using the artifacts that we have collected over the years.
Another large financial adventure includes our Heroes League, the perfect service for when you need to get a team of heroes to solve your problems, but don't want to hire any old mercenary team. We handle all sorts of situations. Defeating Dark Lords, collecting artifacts, defending from undead hoards, whatever the case is, we can go ahead and handle it. Best of all, they are perfect for scouting new worlds to harvest, and thanks to our dimension warping technology, we can faithfully fulfill our clients’ orders and later harvest the world without betraying anybody!
Other financial adventures that we partake in includes archology services, security contracts, art production, and so much more! Usually they would be side projects, but even if they are, if we do something unique, you will be the first to hear about it!
Many people would say that our corporation is ‘evil’, just like so many other profit-driven intergalactic entities. {Author's note: it 100% is} We do take ethical means during our business, such as removing all sentient life before deconstruction, having our heroes follow a code of honor, and more. However, what separates us from the other corporations is our dedication to our employees. Our employees are like family to us, and we ensure that they are treated well, going well above and beyond what is normally expected from us. We don’t just make sure that they are the best workers they can be, we ensure that their personal lives are just as comfy as well! To prove this, we will showcase “Employee Experiences”, snippets from their daily lives that are automatically uploaded to our socials without any sort of propaganda or editing to make them more authentic. That is how much we trust our employees and their opinion of us, so we hope that you enjoy them as much as we do!
Join our team of investors as we move forward to obtaining the impossible, which is obtaining the fabled Compound S, and bring joy to thousands of future employees! If you have any questions, just send them via Investors Inquiries and we will be sure to answer them. You can even ask individual employees! (though such questions are more likely to be answered by us if the situation arises to protect our employee’s privacy). We look forward to sharing our progress with you!
{Author behind the curtain here, if you want to “invest” in the company, just give it engagement, such as likes, follows, replies, questions, etc. I am not looking for any real monetary gain here.}