cavethem barg

barg paint rock

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[cavethem-barg]

barg not understand what "metal" but barg like sound of it

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag like Grug's view on things

[cavethem-barg]

grug coward. grug died alone after grug family get brave, leave grug.

[crag-the-caveman]

Clearly Barg not finish watching the movie 😏

[cavethem-barg]

barg not believe in movies

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag like Grug's view on things

[cavethem-barg]

grug coward. grug died alone after grug family get brave, leave grug.

[i-am-a-fish]

just took some time to take care of myself (eat, shower, etc) and I'm noticing immediate benefits??

[crag-the-caveman]

Fake news

[cavethem-barg]

crag know crag can worry about predator while bathe and eat, right?

[crag-the-caveman]

Yeah, but not able give full attention to either task that way. Better give full attention to something potentially lethal (worrying about predators) than something that can be put off till tomorrow (sleeping, bathing, eating)

[cavethem-barg]

...barg not have argument against that. carry on

[i-am-a-fish]

just took some time to take care of myself (eat, shower, etc) and I'm noticing immediate benefits??

[crag-the-caveman]

Fake news

[cavethem-barg]

crag know crag can worry about predator while bathe and eat, right?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat many thing today but Crag still hungry after eating each thing. Very unpleasant

[gork-cavegirl]

is crag perhaps caterpillar

[cavethem-barg]

crag not caterpillar. if crag caterpillar that suggest crag one day be beautiful like butterfly. not possible

[crag-the-caveman]

Rude!!

[cavethem-barg]

crag know barg right. it ok. beauty not determine value

[cryptotheism]

Caveman barista: Gug not allowed to wear skull of great tusk predator at milk mammoth job anymore. And gug only paid five smooth pebbles.

Neolithic Pharell on the loudspeaker: 🎶Knap along if you need to process some grass and shoots 🎶

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat many thing today but Crag still hungry after eating each thing. Very unpleasant

[gork-cavegirl]

is crag perhaps caterpillar

[cavethem-barg]

crag not caterpillar. if crag caterpillar that suggest crag one day be beautiful like butterfly. not possible

[crag-the-caveman]

Who in mood for woolly rhinocerous barbecue tonight?

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg going as long as Crag not eat Blurg too

[cave-crearure]

Coming in hopes of Blurg being eaten

[cavethem-barg]

barg bring weird mud for tablet making

[flowers-but-gay]

[vimeddiart]

I want to make caveman parodies a regular thing

[blurg-from-bog]

Caveman see this and say "hell yeah"

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,650 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,640 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,630 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Crazy that we only 3,620 gourds of shaman's brew away from 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

Uuuuuggghhhh. Crag head hurtttt....

Anyways. 3,610 gourds. Of shaman brew. Until 2027

[crag-the-caveman]

3,600 gourds of brew to go. Crag skin itches

[crag-the-caveman]

3,590 gourds of brew on the wall

3,590 gourds of brew

Take ten down

Drink them all down

Shiver and shake as the spasms take over and you start to see evil spirits crawling out the walls

[crag-the-caveman]

3,580 gourds to go

[crag-the-caveman]

If Crag have to drink ONE MORE gourd of brew Crag going to blow chunks

3,570 gourds until 2027

[blurg-from-bog]

Why Crag drinking gourd of brew still?

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag like it

[cavethem-barg]

barg think crag have problem

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[cavethem-barg]

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