[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[tlirsgender]

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

[tlirsgender]

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[clubbo]

Rip Fitzchivalry Farseer you would have loved Cry For Judas by The Mountain Goats x

[uwillneverknowwho]

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

[altbery]

oh Fitz I missed your dumb ass

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[sarbofarbie]

I’m going to go insane I hate everyone in this book that isn’t bee

[thebrightestbutton]

What realm of the elderlings characters do we wish there was more fan art for? For me it’s

-Thick

-Any of the Kelsingra crew

-The narcheska

-Hap

-Fitz’s court mandated travel crew in Assassin’s Fate

-Kettle

-Pre Verity Ketrikken bit specifically her and and Rurisk

-Serene, Justin, Will

-BABY PHRON and big Phron

-any of Kennit’s crew

-SELDEN VESTRIT POST ELDERLING TRANSFORMATION

-Prilkop

-Any of Molly’s 1000 sons

-Hands the stable boy. I don’t know why but he really got me

[cayenne-peppers]

been doing pretty bad lately but I keep seeing bojack horseman on my fyp so maybe that will cheer me up

[foolsjustice]

knowing that having your wit partner die when you’re a child could make you die from the grief or take a melancholy madness that will plague you till the end of your days makes reading smithy’s death 100x more painful and not only did fitz grieve their wit partner’s death but ALSO burrich abandoned them AND they can’t even talk to anyone about having a wit-partner let alone losing one AND chade didn’t open his door to fitz till a month after smithy’s death AND they had just survived days of trekking through the forged filled wilderness where they were attacked multiple times and had to kill for the first time AND this all happens after months of abuse and isolation under galen’s tutelage PLUS this is fitz’s second time losing a wit-bond AND FITZ IS FOURTEEN! they were so completely alone in their grief it’s a miracle the heartbreak of it all didn’t kill them

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[altbery]

Amber/The Fool when they try to communicate Important Information with their chosen ones by confusing insulting and mocking them Oh how I love you

The Mad Ship, Chapter 11

The Royal Assassin, Ch. 10 + 14

Bonus: Amber expecting Fitz' standards of detailed reports from Althea

[cayenne-peppers]

microdosing despair by reading rote quotes on my fyp

[cayenne-peppers]

fitz journaling. fitz and his unsent letters. fitz making ink. scribe fitz you will always be special to me

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.