SITCOM SITUATIONS:
welcome to harry potter and gale dupont’s ridiculous and obnoxious life. here is the cast so far —
@poenitire. robert gardner, eternally exasperated landlord and forever holding the fact harry and gale paid their rent twelve hours late over their heads. ( more information here. )
ludibriumx. sean reilly, uppity barista and object of gale’s affections contempt. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
cayennelips. brigitte loa, almost ballerina, party girl, and social nuisance. friends with gale and harry. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
xcynique, grantaire, an artist, a part-time bartender — and harry’s crush. but shh. don’t tell him that. ( information to be added. )
procxidens, raleigh becket, broke engineering student who always injures himself while harry’s on his shift. ( information to be added. )
dirty-paw, shilah hunt, definitely interested in eating and breaking and entering. friends with harry and gale. lives in the apartment complex, but is more like to be at harry and gale’s place than his. ( more information here. )
memoryserved, kennedy. eternal enigma and lives in the apartment complex, although no one is really sure where … ( more information here. )
valentiax. roman lowe, harry’s coworker and friend (although harry is not privy to this fact, even if they’ve known each other since med school). arabella lowe’s twin and her roommate. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
audacieu. arabella lowe, works for gale at easy breezy. roman’s twin and his roommate. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
explitus, grim. no one is really sure if that’s his last name or his first name, but what everyone is sure of is that grim is actually really fucking creepy and he may kill people in his free time. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
sorcerey, zelda fitzgerald, works for gale at easy breezy. ( more information here. )
metuere, brooklyn aka spirit aka the bane of harry and gale’s existence, is actually gale’s niece or cousin (maybe both, who knows) and is just a mess. an absolute mess. ( more information here. )
withoutorder, niko tolentino, the neighbor who literally asks for sugar from his neighbors almost daily. incredible. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
castingdark, isolde vale, resident of the apartment complex and is there something going on with her and robert? hm. probably not. ( more information here. )
mirificatiae, connor gardner, robert’s creepy sister. no one really knows what’s up with her. no one really wants to know. (seriously. she’s creepy.) ( more information here. )
eventualitie, thalia grace — the bane of robert gardner’s existence (and that’s not a title easily sought, what with gale and grim and — well, everyone in the apartment complex). he will never let her forget the time she nearly burned down the building trying to cook. ( more information here. )
gelotologie, celeste harlow, definitely on robert’s Do Not Engage Under Any Circumstance list, possibly because she has a giant crush on him (why?) ( more information here. )
moshchnxst, viktor belikov, or the hot doctor that roman can’t keep his eyes off of. and you know it’s gotta be pretty damn obvious that even harry has noticed. get it together, roman. lives in the apartment complex. ( more information here. )
>and here they are, the main characters! mr. and mrs. america — harry and gale!
xprocella, gale dupont, owner of easy, breezy (coffegirl) and general obnoxious moron. ( more information here. )
lastlivingpotter, harry potter, nurse, gale’s platonic life partner, and walking awkward disaster. ( more information here. )
