KISS KISS BANG BANG SENTENCE MEME
“I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.”
“It was the first time I felt how pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head.”
“Overwhelming sadness, meanwhile you got a Rodney.”
“Is that sick? I think… yeah… I think that’s sick.”
“Me? No, I’m knee-deep in pussy.”
“You know what? You’d better be her doctor.”
“Walk away, don’t think, just do it.”
“It’s none of your business, man. I will fuck you up.”
“You’ll try, and that little experiment will end in tears, my friend.”
“So, again for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away - or let’s you and me go outside right now.”
“Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.”
“She’s been fucked more times than she’s had hot meals.”
“Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.”
“Do you think I’m stupid?”
“I don’t think you’d know how to feed yourself, if you didn’t flap your mouth so much.”
“Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?”
“What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar?”
“I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that?”
“Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?”
“I didn’t intend to! It’s not like I did it for kicks!”
“I want you to picture a bullet inside your head right now. Can you do that for me?”
“You wanna play hard ball, I can do that.”
“Okay, you’ve got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me.”
“Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who’s angry in a movie in the 1950’s.”
“Doesn’t that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don’t even know why.”
“What, my opinion doesn’t count?”
“I don’t want younger and better, I want you!”
“Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard.”
“I’m retired. I invented dice when I was a kid.”
“This is every shade of wrong.”
“Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.”
“Used to be great, now I’m amazing.”
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