slightly inspired by @rafflesandholmes but
james: sherlock. hey sherlock. id kill for you. did you know that?
sherlock: well thats very sweet of you james, i think. i love you too, now-
james: in fact do you have anyone you need me to kill for you?
sherlock: not at the moment, no, i-
james: please sherlock. give me someone to kill for you. let me kill someone for you. please. please sherlock. im bored out of my mind here.
sherlock: this is simultaneously amusing, alarming, and arousing, and i must ask you to cease and desist, i-
james: sherlock you dont understand i need to kill for you. right now. otherwise im gonna go fight a bear or something im so serious
sherlock: what the actual fuck is happening right now




























