[whitepeopletwitter]

[soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander]

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

[rehfan]

Even better.

[damnjxxn]

I’m gonna be:

⚪️ an astronaut

⚪️ a teacher

⚪️ a doctor

🔘 a bad boy I gotta be a bad boy

[damnjxxn]

me watching kpop cracks, laughing by myself at 4am when my internet connection flops:

[damnjxxn]

knowing that members of your favorite kpop groups are younger than you instantly puts you in a uncomfortable place. like wow.. they do something with their life. something big and I’m here, laying in bed all day, eating chips and drinking juice straight from the bottle at 3am while crying over korean idols and fictional characters.

[damnjxxn]

all yall Jaemin did this

and also this

take notes

[damnjxxn]

that’s so sad alexa play 🅱️I🆖EUL 🅱️I🆖EUL R🅾UND

[damnjxxn]

“apado gwaenchanha saranghagi ttaemune” inspired eye makeup

[damnjxxn]

good morning and fuck you to all these people making me feel ashamed about my music taste

[damnjxxn]

can you believe nct has 18 brain cells and they all belong to doyoung? this boy is the powerhouse of nct.

[damnjxxn]

kpop groups and brain cells

bts: 19428 brain cells owned by namjoon and 3 by jimin

exo: they all own 2 except sehun and lay, they have half a disfuctional brain cell

got7: jinyoung and jaebum share 4 brain cells

momoland: daisy owns like 10 and shares sometimes with hyebin

blackpink: they all have 4 except Rosé she has 5

vixx: only Leo has, two sassy ones

pentagon: jinho owns all of their brain cells and shares with them if necessary

nct: doyoung has 18 brain cells and shares 3 of them with kun

exid: LE has 70 brain cells sometimes shares with Hani for the sake of variety shows

apink: they all have many brain cells but Chorong have some more

monsta x: kihyun owns many and the others have some dysfunctional ones

seventeen: Woozi is the powerhouse of Seventeen yet co-owns his brain cells with Seungcheol

(g) i-dle: Miyeon has many and shares all of them with Soojin

shinee: they own about 50 brain cells each one

loona: Vivi and Go won have the most brain cells but they all have some well functioning ones

winner: Barely functioning. Mino shares his one brain cell with Jinwoo

[damnjxxn]

I’ll wait for you to name someone weirder

[damnjxxn]

how many brain cells do you have? and why?

bts stan: +2 cause namjoon has an 148 level IQ and loves little crabs

exo stan: +4 everyone’s gay and kyungsoo is a soft boy

got7 stan: +1 cause they either whisper or scream at the top of their lungs and there’s no in between

blackpink stan: +2 cause blackpink in your area

nct stan: +3 cause apado gwaenchana saranghagi ttaemune

pentagon stan: -4 cause i love them so much my brain cells have dysfunctioned

apink stan: +5 cause I’m so sick is a bop

momoland stan: -5 cause BBOOM BBOOM AND BAAM is the same song

shinee stan: +6 cause RING DING DONG RING DIGGY DING DIGGY DING DING DING

seventeen stan: +5 cause their talent refresh all of our brain cells every second

(g) i-dle stan: +4 because talent just because

loona stan: +6 cause they give off lesbian vibes

a.c.e stan: +10 CAUSE SOME OF YALL BE SLEEPING ON THEM

winner stan: -3 cause some of their songs gave me an open reservation in hell

bigbang stan: +7 cause BANGBANGBANG

exid stan: +3 cause Hani is Hani and I love them all very very much

red velvet stan: +8 cause power up reminds me of super mario bros and decreases depression

b.i.g: +8 cause gunmin dancing helps your brain cells function

stray kids stan: +10 cause you don’t gotta rush. you should find your own pace

super junior: +6 cause no matter how old talent is it’s still talent and yesung will never stop uploading selfies while siwon’s sleeping behind him

reblog with the number of your brain cells

[damnjxxn]

Hello and thanks for checking in.. Today I’m presenting you a species called Park Chanyeol in natural habitat

First we have (duturuduturuduturu)

DABYEOL

DANCEYEOL

SHYEOL

DAMNYEOL

MOODYEOL

FOODYEOL

RUNYEOL

SOFTYEOL

SWEATYEOL

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. WE HAVE (DUTURUDUTURUDUTURUUUU)

BAEKYEOL

[damnjxxn]

bts playlists..

for when you feel like drowning.. when the clock ticks past 3am and the tears seem not to be able to fall, there’s this playlist to either make you emotional or hopeful for when sadness turns into anger.. anger you can not longer control and you feel tears trailing down your cheeks dissociating while walking around your neighbourhood at 4pm.. for when you feel like not existing and you’re trying to find yourself and keep in touch with reality close your eyes and breathe, everything’s fine.. for when you wake up and you can finally breathe, the smell of fresh coffee, your loved ones smile, you smile too. the waves are over there’s only temporary happiness and contentment

[damnjxxn]

me talking about myself:

▶ 🔘──────── 00:02

me talking about how much i love namjoon and how much i want him to be appreciated and respected because he deserves it:

▶ 🔘──────── 98:36:54

[damnjxxn]

[damnjxxn]

me realizing i’ve spent 7 hours reading fanfictions and now i only have 20 minutes to sleep: