h a n g m a n .

@beachbreakhq

[y3haw]

friendly reminder that it's my birthday in a few days, please forward all hello kitty merch and gifts with love.

[ccwboyshit]

which hello kitty character is your favorite though? i have to know what to send.

[katayokun]

this was entirely uncalled for and i definitely did not laugh at it. you're the one who wears glasses, page. i have proof.

[ccwboyshit]

...that's besides the point! this ain't about me, it's about you. how's your hip health? we need to get you a walker?

[katayokun]

@ccwboyshit: happy birthday, page ! sorry it's late ... i had to get over how old you make me feel before i could find it in me to wish you a happy 32nd birthday ... only half kidding !

[ccwboyshit]

thanks kenneth, it's alright i know you're rapidly approaching senility and probably couldn't find your reading glasses to type up this message. i forgive you.

[dirtymystcrio]

i should have been the one playing ken in the barbie movie  ..  jfs.

[ccwboyshit]

of course not, take your time, just don't want you to be a lonely ken without your barbie.

[cincinnatiscrappr]

Well fuck all of you then.

[ccwboyshit]

I'm always rude? You're rude first.

[casor]

the best friends fight together and the best friends lay together. on the floor. in pain. and red in the face. together.

[ccwboyshit]

hope you care enough to watch your back a little bit, at least.

[pittsbcrghgirl]

I hope you had a great birthday cowboy. @ccwboyshit

[ccwboyshit]

aw thank you, it was pretty relaxing. just what i needed.

[allelitewrestlings]

[casor]

the best friends fight together and the best friends lay together. on the floor. in pain. and red in the face. together.

[ccwboyshit]

take it from me- you fuck with one of those guys once and you never get rid of them. they hold a hell of a grudge.

[dirtymystcrio]

i should have been the one playing ken in the barbie movie  ..  jfs.

[ccwboyshit]

you gotta pick a barbie though, we can't just have kens running around unattended.

[casor]

the best friends fight together and the best friends lay together. on the floor. in pain. and red in the face. together.

[ccwboyshit]

you almost got your ass choked out. you feeling alright?

[cincinnatiscrappr]

Well fuck all of you then.

[ccwboyshit]

Rude of you.

[ccwboyshit]

taking bets on who bleeds first tomorrow.

[ccwboyshit]

you didn't try hard enough. i feel like you did that on purpose. fucking cheat.

[ccwboyshit]

taking bets on who bleeds first tomorrow.

[ccwboyshit]

gotta pull it out sometimes when the situation calls for it. thanks for the back up on that too. next time you get to bleed and nick is banned.

[ccwboyshit]

taking bets on who bleeds first tomorrow.

[ccwboyshit]

you even tried to make me bleed immediately upon entering. didn't try hard enough.

[ccwboyshit]

taking bets on who bleeds first tomorrow.

[ccwboyshit]

but did you win? never seen someone who loves to bleed as much as you.

[ccwboyshit]

taking bets on who bleeds first tomorrow.

[ccwboyshit]

surprise surprise but it looks like mox did it enough for the rest of us. kinda fun choking yuta out though.