someone will kill him with a zipper

straight white male fujoshi techbro ML anarcho-rationalist ally - modernist in aesthetic, practical yet difficult, blithe but with an oddly sinister undertone - tme - new jerseyan irredentist - dengist-trotskyist-stallmanist - person of allistic experience - a man with the aesthetic judgements of a very dull child

[ceausescue]

you should try janet

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[ceausescue]

the illiad is clearly a better narrative than the odyssey (what isn't) but yknow, we've since gotten better at stories and characters and such. meanwhile sick ass monsters NEVER go out of style

[ceausescue]

my grasp on english (my native and only tongue) is imperfect, and subject-verb agreement is the worst of it. only when writing i hope

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[jbt7493]

if you use wise old sage voice your opponents cannot counter your arguments because they would look less wise than you

[ceausescue]

unfortunately the nolodyssey is actually kinda good

[ceausescue]

the drink and a shag tweet is my prayer. we mustn't kill ourselves while there are people to hang out with

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[ceausescue]

i cant tell if my llm detection is getting too sensitive, there really is that much more generated text, or if people writing on the internet have always been bad in this way and im only noticing it now

[algorithmist]

when your bread comes out unexpectedly green because of the mallard reaction

[9ieme]

throw me to the Market and i'll come back pregnant

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[ceausescue]

to mete out justice, and only to mete out justice. when justice is served, he who blocks with his left hand shall unblock with his right. @buttheadofhampton, your sentence has been duly carried out in accordance with my law. you may once again drink of my wisdom, and learn all i have to teach you

[ceausescue]

once i get used to it my new clues by sam representation may improve performance on harder puzzles

[ceausescue]

some books i like because they're about how i, specifically, am a stupid idiot moron

[ceausescue]

actually a lot of good concept and character fiction is basically about making you understand a guy who is demonstrated to suck

[ceausescue]

some books i like because they're about how i, specifically, am a stupid idiot moron