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Hi! Kayl | 19 | She/her - I’m in too many fandoms to count.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[residentevildash-moved]

another car opinion is that they shouldn't have touch screens

[residentevildash-moved]

if you need to do something with your car (ex: adjust the AC) you should be able to do it based off of touch and minimal sight; without knobs and buttons for tactile orientation youre ... staring at an ipad while driving? awesome trend we've started

[residentevildash-moved]

what the fuck happened

[amotleycrew]

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

[neetzone]

[mioxenoblade]

I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she'll no longer be related to her father in name really puts his "pronouns suck" "this isnt your heart" shenanigans into a much worse light.

[fede-le-grand]

[untilitdoes]

This is the conservative/christian sign for abortion. This is the sign used by those who are pro-life. This is a sign that is sexist, that demonizes abortion, that is anti women’s autonomy and female rights. It declares fetuses as full babies someone is throwing away. This sign can be genuinely triggering to deaf women who have had abortions.

If you want to go full-neutral, you can finger sign abortion. 

Or, the scientific version (pregnancy-remove) that is considered the leftist way –

Do not spread the pro-life version. Conservatives specifically try to push their ways to sign things as the default. You are unintentionally helping overpower deaf women’s rights advocates.

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

[beaft]

i think i'm funny and that's the main thing

[fanonical]

i choose to believe that this movie was originally going to feature a kiss between Doctor Strange and Black Panther's Everett Ross (portrayed by Martin Freeman) basically just so i can start a new tumblr legend i like to call "The Johnlock Conspiracy 2: Marvel Edition". i want all the closet superwholocks who follow me to make a big fuss about how evil homophobic disney axed johnlock2. because it would be funny.

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[ravenkinnie]

me about female characters: she is my narrative foil, the gilgamesh, the enkidu, she who saw the abyss, the destroyer of the world, I studied under greatest scholars to understand the depth of her psyche

me about male characters: he's my babygirl

[dear-ao3]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[theviralwitch]

Physically at my home but mentally in the arms of the love of my life getting caressed and kissed.

[gamegrrl]

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

[solaceinfandoms]

aphrodite being played by multiple actresses because beauty and love is subjective PLEASE

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece