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happy apollo justice unemployment day to all who celebrate
Me and mom learned new English word.
Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.
This is what I drew after this situation 👇
can’t believe they’d lump all these innocent people in with oikawa
Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"
And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching
*Checks my state alchemist silver pocket watch* It’s that time of the year again huh…
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
a ‘hot minute’ can be both a very short period of time, and a very long one. however, a hot minute in the past (“It's been a hot minute since I've seen you!”) is most often a long duration, while a hot minute in the future (“I'll be with you in a hot minute!”) is most often a short duration. this suggests some very strange things about the temperature of time.
Doppler effect
They should come up with a doing crafts for hours that doesn't hurt your back
Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
noticed the two types of people in the tags
boxes
in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.
A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement
we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is
Further info for those interested
My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?
Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in
My wife: What does that mean
Me: This
some more for you
What did you dissect in school?
A frog
Pig’s heart
Sheep’s lung
Several things
Something else
My school didn’t have students dissect anything
I didn’t attend school
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i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably
Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland
this is why commas are so
important 🤓
Where do you think the comma goes
autumn/winter affirmations:
7 p.m. is not late
your day is not over at 7 p.m.
you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
7 p.m. is so early
OK, I'm back to my old staple brainrot (as opposed to other, recent brainrots) and I find these polls fun so...
Which of the following events did NOT happen in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX anime?
A character gets superpowers by getting married.
A bear helps scrub a child in a hotspring.
A Kaiba cosplayer hides in a secret lake.
A character is immune to brainwashing by being part dinosaur.
A private military firm invades the school to find a mask.
A disgruntled employee enslaves god to get back at his boss.
A fortune teller gets his motorcycle stolen in the middle of the apocalypse.
One of the teachers stalks the protagonist by scuba diving.
A cult-member prince tries to destroy a school via laser cannon.
Electroshock kink guy gives his little brother an ultimatum over his kink gear.
An alchemist almost gets flushed into a toilet.
A submarine gets stranded on an alien desert.