you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
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you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
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i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
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Chocolate ‘Um Jammer Lammy’ PlayStation
YouTuber Hank Green has released a video on Warriors.
Watch it here!
Vicky Holmes acknowledges and loves the video!
She also praises the new team and teases exciting things to come.
Guys, we did it! We survived February!
Uh. But just in case you need it.
Let's See Them Math Their Way Out of This One
Sorry I've been less active lately, I had a lot of deadlines. Will try to restock the queue but in the meantime I thought I'd share my childhood tape collection.
These are officially licensed soyuzmultfilm cartoons on VHS from the late 90s. I'm sure there were a handful of websites pre youtube where you could download soviet cartoons but growing up in canada this is how I watched them (on an internationally compatible VCR). I love the mascot of the crow holding the tape on them.
The Most, Most, Most, Most (Самый, самый, самый, самый)
Soyuzmultfilm, 1966
[eng sub]
Circus (Цирк)
Constantin Zotov / Константин Зотов
1927
Doctor Aybolit (Доктор-Айболит)
Victor Chizhikov / Виктор Чижиков
1990
the humble mouse cursor
you have an ant stuck to your snood girl
accosting her
hiding from that ugly thing in my shack