hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to get pregnant, right?
(crossposting from my old twitter)
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@celestialpj
hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to get pregnant, right?
(crossposting from my old twitter)
forget who’s the top or bottom, which one of you is nursing a fresh bite-sized wound and which one of you is licking the blood off your teeth
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I forgot one!! this one as well
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