boy: *starts making gross throat noises*
me: hoe don’t do it
boy: *spits on the sidewalk*
me: oh my god
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boy: *starts making gross throat noises*
me: hoe don’t do it
boy: *spits on the sidewalk*
me: oh my god
can’t handle this rn
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i’m bad at understanding romantical things unless people are explicit. like seriously. don’t drop me a hint. i’ll pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back without realizing it was for me.
"WELL I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M NOT INSIDE, BUT I’M HAVING FUN AND THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART."
me: *pauses the episode bc i’m not ready for what’s about to happen*
A spell from the Encyclopaedia of 5000.
I’ll swim and sail on savage seas with ne’er a fear of drowning. And gladly ride the waves of life if you will marry me.
So this book, “Jacob’s New Dress” is at my public library and in the children’s section. And let me just say: AWWWW YEAH!! It’s a story about a little boy and his love of dresses. He doesn’t just love dresses either. It’s adorable and when I found it I didn’t want to let go of it. So I just sat in the middle of the kids section hugging a book for an hour.
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my brother doesn’t fucking play
let me marry your brother
Never trust an organic chemist…
Back in college, we once managed to ether the entire lab. The school had just had work done on the lab, including the fume hoods. The hoods were making wonderful “whoooooosh” noises but apparently not actually removing fumes.
So we had 30 students, diligently working away and keeping the ether under the non-working fume hoods. A grad student walked in and suddenly had the strangest expression on his face. He vanished and came back with the prof, who’d been in the other lab. The prof had been a WWII flying ace and didn’t even flinch. He just calmly ordered us all to leave the building and assemble on the lawn.
Organic chemistry was a series of misadventures where “that could have killed us” was often uttered.
This guy wins at life.
it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it
It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything
It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.
it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing
its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass
mom, i’m famous.
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this