The last time I blogged, I was deciding if I was ready to take on the Great task of celibacy once again. That was in December…. I’m here to report I decided to go in the complete opposite direction. Why? Because sometimes, bitches be basic. And that’s that. I guess I needed to test the waters one more time. Have a Hoestravaganza, if you will. I’m fancy and I’m a lady…. And I was feeling hoetastic....follow along. So starting in March, I had a grand time. Minus running into a student and parent at HyVee at 12 o'clock in the morning trying to gather things for my mission. (I practically ran to the checkout line. I still haven’t recovered from the shame). Anyways, niggas are niggas, and they always gonna nigg. So when the shit hit the fan, everything was shutdown immediately… And then there was nothing. For a second. Until my SnapChat phase. Laaaawwwwdddd……. It really does go down in the DM’s. There are some saved snaps out there I couldn’t come back from. I did not have mobile relations with that man…. I didn’t realize how quickly a snap off could escalate. Like, we were trying top one another. (That’s what she said) The middle of my summer was like waking up from a drunken night, checking my phone and going over all the ridiculousness that ensued. But I was never drunk. Fast forward to August, during morning meditation, I had one of those moments of honesty where I thought…. I might have taken it too far. And when I say “might have” I just mean I did. So I’m hitting the restart button on this thing…. because all good things must come to an end. After most of my shenanigans I always ask myself….. “Was it worth it though?” And to that I say, “Hell yeah nigga!” Shoutout to everybody, I had fun! (Pause, Restart). Here’s to Day 1 🙂
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