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she/her || 23 || clever young woman

[captain-price-returns]

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[charl0ttan]

Out-of-place artifact - Wikipedia

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[just-sans-things]

[ozempicofficial]

[candlesoul]

[dogpuppy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[segamascott]

[fuck-customers]

[b0nkcreat]

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[dogpuppy]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats