Scuzz Nishimura

[cello-playing-ninja]

Hello.

I’ve been informed that many of my former crew mates are on here.

I don’t really know what this is for, but—

My name is Scuzz.

I was briefly the cellist for The Mechanisms, before leaving with Doctor Carmilla.

My mechanism is my collarbone and neck.

I use she/they pronouns.

I am ambiamorous, greysexual and pansexual.

OOC under cut

Hi!

Same mod as @the-hidden-machination and @ants-last-night

Same rules apply for this account as for the others.

I think I should clarify that this Scuzz is an alternate version of the canon Scuzz (as I know of another Scuzz blog)

In this au, Scuzz left with Carmilla due to the poor quality of their mechanism, which required a lot of repairs.

Eventually Carmilla left, and Scuzz tracked the crew of the Aurora down, and started living in the vents, figuring out how to repair their mechanisms by herself.

I’ve always thought of Nastya, Jonny and Scuzz as siblings but yk

My main Scuzz-ship is Scuzz/Beta/Ivy and then my secondary one is just polymechs, but I’m fine w anything tbh

Yeahh there’s probably more but I’m lazy.

If I tag “in the vents” it means Scuzz is eavesdropping from the vents

if i tag “out of the vents” Scuzz is talking to someone face to face (i‘lol probably forget to tag these)

[cello-playing-ninja]

Scuzz do you wanna kiss drumbot beta

,, she was literally my spouse so yeah.

[cello-playing-ninja]

Scuzz , respectfully, your mother is hot asf, absolute milf, could you drop her number for me?😛

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@doc-carmilla you can deal with this

[askmeaboutshipfucking]

For all curious;

My name is Nastya Rasputina.

I have no links to a deceased princess, or royalty. My past is as much of a mystery to you as I wish my future would remain to me.

I am the engineer aboard the Starship Aurora. I believe our relationship is none of your business, but for all intents and purposes, yes she is my girlfriend. Although our relationship is more complicated then I could describe to you, I do lovr her dearly.

[cello-playing-ninja]

huh, new nastya?

hi

do you have any weird alternate universe things going on? like, for example, i know one jonny who’s a pony.

[askmeaboutshipfucking]

Why is…

Well I do suppose he might be more bearable as a pony.

[cello-playing-ninja]

he isn’t, don’t worry! :)

i think there’s also some weird version of gunpowder who’s like.. made of ants or something?

[askmeaboutshipfucking]

For all curious;

My name is Nastya Rasputina.

I have no links to a deceased princess, or royalty. My past is as much of a mystery to you as I wish my future would remain to me.

I am the engineer aboard the Starship Aurora. I believe our relationship is none of your business, but for all intents and purposes, yes she is my girlfriend. Although our relationship is more complicated then I could describe to you, I do lovr her dearly.

[cello-playing-ninja]

huh, new nastya?

hi

do you have any weird alternate universe things going on? like, for example, i know one jonny who’s a pony.

[cello-playing-ninja]

Have u ever approached anyone with sexual intent?

um

@captain-dville the anon is asking me about my sex life can you shoot them

[captain-dville]

*There is a deafening bang. Then Jonny is whistling as he lazily kicks the dead body of the anon out of the room.*

*He gives Scuzz a little salute of understanding on the way out.*

[cello-playing-ninja]

Scuzz salutes back, going back to whatever they were doing before the interruption

[cello-playing-ninja]

Have u ever approached anyone with sexual intent?

um

@captain-dville the anon is asking me about my sex life can you shoot them

[vonraumstherapy]

hey why did tim (the freakish guy with a beard one, not the octokitten) just leave your room holding two (sp)electrical cords? a few seconds after he was gone something exploded,, i’d be careful going in there again

- @cello-playing-ninja

Too late:(

[cello-playing-ninja]

what’d he do?

[vonraumstherapy]

mrow:((

[cello-playing-ninja]

what.

[good-ole-chap]

What utter rubbish!

I found this on my favourite tea time table, from @r4pha3ll4 , spouting nonsense! How dare she describe our leader as a simple "fuckass octokitten?!"

Blasphemy!

[r4pha3ll4]

WHA- WHEN DID I DO THIS?

I DONT REMEMBER THAT?

[explosions-are-funny]

not to start trouble with the immortal space pirates, but this looks like something jonny might do

[cello-playing-ninja]

wait is that why he asked me how to spell revolution??

[vonraumstherapy]

hey why did tim (the freakish guy with a beard one, not the octokitten) just leave your room holding two (sp)electrical cords? a few seconds after he was gone something exploded,, i’d be careful going in there again

- @cello-playing-ninja

Too late:(

[cello-playing-ninja]

what’d he do?

[vonraumstherapy]

Hey Marius..

You know.. therapy right?

@r4pha3ll4

I know of it! For I am the best therapy in the world yes yes psychology therapy yes

[r4pha3ll4]

Okay..?

Well anyway, I saw Tim eat your psychology degree certificate so just letting you know you aren’t legally allowed to know therapy any more sorry! :3

[vonraumstherapy]

Tim...the octokitten..?

[r4pha3ll4]

No Tim… the twink one with hair that looks like he’s been dragged through a hedge backwards.

This one @literallygunpowdertim :3

[vonraumstherapy]

I...see..

Umm....I'll train him when I get another certificate..?

[literallygunpowdertim]

Me and Nastya do this sometimes

[cello-playing-ninja]

is that what you’re doing??

i just thought you guys had a screw lose or had mercury poisoning or something

[cello-playing-ninja]

Who r u going as this Halloween scuzz

sorry this is late, but i went as jonny. i don’t think he noticed though

[cello-playing-ninja]

I'm doing ur mom

@airlocked-doctor

@doc-carmilla

the anons are being freaks

[doc-carmilla]

They may be freaks but, Oh no, they aren’t lying :D

[cello-playing-ninja]

oh

…cheers?

[doc-carmilla]

What else am I to do with my time?

[cello-playing-ninja]

uh

i would say “get some bitches” typically, but i guess you’re already doing that?

[doc-carmilla]

I got a whole army of bitches, and these bitches are better that a certain bitch caled loreli.

I guess you could say I’m a MILF.

[cello-playing-ninja]

i guess i could say that but im not going to

[cello-playing-ninja]

I'm doing ur mom

@airlocked-doctor

@doc-carmilla

the anons are being freaks

[doc-carmilla]

They may be freaks but, Oh no, they aren’t lying :D

[cello-playing-ninja]

oh

…cheers?

[doc-carmilla]

What else am I to do with my time?

[cello-playing-ninja]

uh

i would say “get some bitches” typically, but i guess you’re already doing that?

[cello-playing-ninja]

I'm doing ur mom

@airlocked-doctor

@doc-carmilla

the anons are being freaks

[airlocked-doctor]

Well they aren't wrong... I have been getting experimental since airlock.

[cello-playing-ninja]

pardon?

actually please do not elaborate

[cello-playing-ninja]

I'm doing ur mom

@airlocked-doctor

@doc-carmilla

the anons are being freaks

[doc-carmilla]

They may be freaks but, Oh no, they aren’t lying :D

[cello-playing-ninja]

oh

…cheers?