titty citty

I'm Tate lmao

[lancelotapologist]

If I don't make stupid choices I die. It's like how when you don't milk a cow its udder explodes

[pmamtraveller]

Europa, Valentin Serov (1910)

[despazito]

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[dogpuppy]

[bestiolin]

nakkusu

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[dorothylarouge]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[jmascollier]

[pjackk]

IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

[real-language-facts]

couples costume idea: signifier and signified

[lancelotapologist]

Me willingly doing math instead of asking ChatGPT to do it because it’s good for my brain and I have principles or whatever 😑

If they could have found a way for me to feel like I was being disagreeable by doing math in school I would have created world peace with number. I would have used number to end war and also world hunger. An orphan would look at me and I’d divide a fraction in front of them. Parents come back to life. Done. Parents were abusive? I multiply the fraction. Parents obliterated by Math Beam (shoots out of my forehead). I adopt the orphan. We wear matching outfits not because I treat them like an accessory but because we’re spiritually attuned. It’s not on purpose. We choose our outfits based on which chakra we want to activate and we’re always working on the same ones. Today is throat (Vishuddha, the fifth chakra). Also I can fly

[glavilio]

Nellie Littlehale Umbstaetter's illustrated separators for The Black Cat magazine (via wikimedia)