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Three online master screenwriting classes coming in May: Dialogue Writing; The First 30 Pages; and High Concept Writing. For more info visit http://theafw.com
WHERE’S THE DRAMA? RIGHT HERE
This cracks me up.
The Horror of the REFRIGERATOR!:
Phase One: There is nothing in there you are going to starve and die ahhh!
Phase Two: There is too much food in there you will never consume it all before it goes bad and turns on you and kills you ahhh!
Phase Three: Oh screw off, yes I have food issues, shut up!
January 26th I am teaming up with Stage 32 to bring you a new Stage 32 Next Level Education Webinar: Crash Course: Writing Dynamic Scenes - Stage 32 ow.ly/WYKlL
The Max Progression: Making a 1.5 Minute Clip for Stage 32
Take 1: Austin allergies strike again, put in more eye drops.
Take 2: What is that in your teeth? Ahhh!
Take 3: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
Tak3 4: Why is there a stray hair in front of your glasses? Ahhh!
Take 4: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhhh!
Take 5: How does blush fade in FIVE takes? You are not an iZombie stand in -- ahhh!
Take 6: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
Take 7: 45 seconds over time. Ahhh!
Take 8: Lipstick on teeth ahhh!
Take 9: You have done this NINE TIMES how do you forget the name of your own course in Take 9? Ahhh!
Take 10: THANK YOU BABY JESUS -- SEND!
Code
Female Friend: "Max, he was asking you on a date."
Me: "Hurruh?"
Female Friend: "Look, now he's standing in the corner crushed and confused."
Me: "Oh surely not, if he wanted a date he would have said 'date.'"
Female Friend: "Not so much."
Me: "Well what the fuck, is it code?"
Female Friend: "Yes."
Me: "I'm from the humanities, we don't do 'code.'"
Cool AFW movings & shakings in December.
This never gets old to me.
My Next Level Webinar with Stage 32 “Crash Course: High Concept Writing” went well. Thanks to everyone who came out for that. Yay! Or maybe I should say stayed in for that? Thanks for coming. If you could not catch that live December 2nd [crazy person!] you can still catch the clip :::HERE:::
JANUARY 2016 The First 30 Pages: 01.12.16 || Visual Writing: 01.12.16 || Dialogue Writing: 01.12.16 || High Concept Writing: 01.12.16 ||
Convo's With Canadians
Me: Hey did your flight work out?
Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Delayed from Austin. Stuck in Toronto until morning.
Me: Yipes!
Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Currently watching bad airport hotel TV.
Me: Lighting candles.
Conversations on the Eve O' Destruction
Max: It would seriously be punking out to skip yoga tonight because the world is supposed to end Wednesday, right? Dammit....
Anita Marie: Eat Pizza.
Max: And ice cream. All that ice cream in the fridge should not suffer just because the world is ending.
Anita Marie: You are very level headed in a crisis Max.
Taking Off the Accident Weight
Demon Max: I'm hungry.
Angel Max: Hungry is good.
Demon Max: Fuck that I want ice cream.
Angel Max: Ha ha, I did not buy ice cream at the store.
Demon Max: I will buy so many Almond Joy bars next time we are at the store you will weep for ice cream!
Angel Max: You're wearing fat pants.
Demon Max: I will be avenged!