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the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams :::seemaxrun:::

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Three online master screenwriting classes coming in May: Dialogue Writing; The First 30 Pages; and High Concept Writing. For more info visit http://theafw.com

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WHERE’S THE DRAMA?   RIGHT HERE

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This cracks me up.

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The Horror of the REFRIGERATOR!:

Phase One: There is nothing in there you are going to starve and die ahhh!

Phase Two: There is too much food in there you will never consume it all before it goes bad and turns on you and kills you ahhh!

Phase Three: Oh screw off, yes I have food issues, shut up!

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January 26th I am teaming up with Stage 32 to bring you a new Stage 32 Next Level Education Webinar: Crash Course: Writing Dynamic Scenes - Stage 32 ow.ly/WYKlL

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The Max Progression: Making a 1.5 Minute Clip for Stage 32

Take 1: Austin allergies strike again, put in more eye drops.

Take 2: What is that in your teeth? Ahhh!

Take 3: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!

Tak3 4: Why is there a stray hair in front of your glasses? Ahhh!

Take 4: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhhh!

Take 5: How does blush fade in FIVE takes? You are not an iZombie stand in -- ahhh!

Take 6: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!

Take 7: 45 seconds over time. Ahhh!

Take 8: Lipstick on teeth ahhh!

Take 9: You have done this NINE TIMES how do you forget the name of your own course in Take 9? Ahhh!

Take 10: THANK YOU BABY JESUS -- SEND!

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Code

Female Friend: "Max, he was asking you on a date."

Me: "Hurruh?"

Female Friend: "Look, now he's standing in the corner crushed and confused."

Me: "Oh surely not, if he wanted a date he would have said 'date.'"

Female Friend: "Not so much."

Me: "Well what the fuck, is it code?"

Female Friend: "Yes."

Me: "I'm from the humanities, we don't do 'code.'"

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Cool AFW movings & shakings in December.

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This never gets old to me.

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My Next Level Webinar with Stage 32 “Crash Course: High Concept Writing” went well. Thanks to everyone who came out for that. Yay! Or maybe I should say stayed in for that? Thanks for coming. If you could not catch that live December 2nd [crazy person!] you can still catch the clip :::HERE:::  

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JANUARY 2016 The First 30 Pages: 01.12.16 || Visual Writing: 01.12.16 || Dialogue Writing: 01.12.16 || High Concept Writing: 01.12.16 ||

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Convo's With Canadians

Me: Hey did your flight work out?

Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Delayed from Austin. Stuck in Toronto until morning.

Me: Yipes!

Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Currently watching bad airport hotel TV.

Me: Lighting candles.

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Conversations on the Eve O' Destruction

Max: It would seriously be punking out to skip yoga tonight because the world is supposed to end Wednesday, right? Dammit....

Anita Marie: Eat Pizza.

Max: And ice cream. All that ice cream in the fridge should not suffer just because the world is ending.

Anita Marie: You are very level headed in a crisis Max.

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Taking Off the Accident Weight

Demon Max: I'm hungry.

Angel Max: Hungry is good.

Demon Max: Fuck that I want ice cream.

Angel Max: Ha ha, I did not buy ice cream at the store.

Demon Max: I will buy so many Almond Joy bars next time we are at the store you will weep for ice cream!

Angel Max: You're wearing fat pants.

Demon Max: I will be avenged!