demonic entity

Sage -- 29 | he/they/it/dae | your vampire boyfriend

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[beardedmrbean]

[maarblee]

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[eggwishing]

It;s important that he’s a little scary

[rthritis]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[bonsoir-oiseau]

"The doctor is in."

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[pfpanimes]

☆ marvel • spider-noir.

♡ like or reblog if you save/use.

[666chevy]

Sheva ilysm please come homeeeeeee☺️🌸🩷

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[frottinq]

[frottinq]

you people will reblog anything

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

If you let me finish I would of finish my santance

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[666chevy]

PEACEMAKER IS BACKKKKKKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭💗💓💗💓💗💓💗😌💗😌💗😌😌💗💓

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4130:

who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days