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elbowreveal

fuck you

10,000 beam attack

dragon-in-a-fez

10:00pm has no business being only half an hour after 9:30pm

poison-p1nk

remember our promise. 🔻

paladitos

we as a society moved the past ps5 guy copypasta too quickly

paladitos

it’s me boy i’m the ps5! speaking to you inside your brain! listen to me boy, leave the girl, we don’t need her! come with me and play my games! we’ll have cowboy times in space! doo doo doo doo yeah. you need me boy! your free will is an illusion!

bahari-official

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

jame7t

It’s ok to post this

xueyangapologist

pigeonpyep

"if not idiot, why idiot shaped?"

I've missed fawning over these two. have a wip i'll finish one day.

boxmakesart

butcher . (Simon, Iron Lung)

padmestrilogy

vader handled obi wan disappearing upon death really well considering it was the first time that ever happened . he didn’t let out a girlish shriek or anything

royalsampaguita

succubusboyfriend

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

succubusboyfriend

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

reasonsforhope

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

loveridden1999

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

prokopetz

Enemies-to-lovers pairing who spend a few years trying to make it work as a couple, then mutually agree to go back to trying to kill each other for real because it's hotter that way.