WHAT UP PWUSSYBOI

Felix 25 He/Him ★ yeah i'm gay yeah I made the sansmaeda mmd we exist

[skeletortilla]

[segamascott]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[gjjuddmk2]

[imbackintheussr]

[dialogic]

nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week

[tunafan9000]

this is near ne

[lakevida]

why didnt you prevent this

[slimetony]

Installing a bidet seat and cleaning my bathroom this afternoon if anybody would like to hang out in an enclosed space with me and some chemicals

[skeletortilla]

read this as installing a biden seat and thought you were drilling a stool into your bathtub so you can sit while you shower

[foreman]

[successionrblx]

Ok im gonna own up I made this game lol

[foreman]

post so good the dev wanted credit

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[touhouweed]

[theodorechipmunk]

Does Alvin feed you?¿

only the bones of the chicken wings he eats that greedy fouck

[simonthebluechipmunk]

he feeds me even less

[simonthebluechipmunk]

im sso hunrgy

[theodorechipmunk]

hey can yo u look up at the sky for a second

[simonthebluechipmunk]

its kind of beautiful

[theodorechipmunk]

do you think we'll be going there when we die or somewhere else

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[bruntalism]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[bloodsadx]

i didn't realize "lazy" and "messy" can be passed off as an art-style

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh