i'm allergic to the dawg in me

HR sideblog, sometimes real hockey, he/him, 18+, mostly lurking and reblogging (also I don't feel confortable sharing my main blog, but if you're following me here and I reblog from you often-ish, then we're probably moots and I'm following you from my main) [lets go Charge⚡️(and Torrent🌊 & posibly Hamilton?) lets go Kraken🦑]

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[pudulogy]

inde Navarrete casted as rogue instead of that weird zionist bitch let's go viva mexico

[hppjmxrgosg]

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

[northstarfan]

#unfortunately the kids raised on hustle culture and lack of privacy don’t know much about discretion online and letting hobbies be hobbies

Tags from prev.

[sumi-sprite]

"People wouldn't be paying for the fic, they're paying for my time!"

NO.

DO NOT DO THIS. THIS DOES NOT WORK. IT IS STILL CONSIDERED UNLICENSED DISTRIBUTION OF COPYRIGHTED CONTENT.

DO NOT DO THIS.

SHUT. UP.

[mymultifandomhell]

hello ilya 🥰 / ?

[defend-the-deep]

04/13/2026: melly....

[upset-to-dead]

I'm adding "voiced DW in Arthur" as canon to Wyatt Hayes btw

[lailesbian]

"but if youre gonna be there im more tempted now" "oh okay!".....KFSNGJKWNGFKSBN

[elbiotipo]

Noticed how nobody really complained about this last Tumblr update because it's kinda good

[elbiotipo]

I like the fact that asks are next to notifications and DMs instead of going into settings(????) in mobile to get them

[taggsvansen]

[cafehollanov]

I CAN'T HELP IT. 🤣🤣🤣

[gurlsrool]

life really comes at ya fast. one day, Shane’s lying about watching unlikely animal friends videos so his parents won’t know he’s obsessing over Ilya Rozanov and yearning for his dick

then he blinks and he’s waking up in bed with his husband, who’s crying. he asks what’s wrong and Ilya’s like, “David sent me this video of a duck and a golden retriever…they’re BEST friends, Shane! Should we get Anya a duck?”

[dykeogenes]

If I can be totally honest as someone who grew up watching Hockey Night in Canada with my dad as far back as I can remember I’m actually delighted the NHL pulled out. None of you can begin to prepare for the scream I am going to scrum when I see Emma Maltais on my national broadcaster prime time on a Saturday night and I promise you that

[namunii]

I'm only a day late which means, by my standards, that I'm perfectly on time to wish them a happy anniversary! ❤️

[namunii]

I'm only a day late which means, by my standards, that I'm perfectly on time to wish them a happy anniversary! ❤️

[fractally]

I fear I've developed a kind of Pavlovian reaction to Marlow now where even canon-consistent versions of him just make me annoyed and think "you made that man up" before my brain calms down

[cens-socmed-intern]

Lmfao this post before I clicked view post

[neoncat669]

IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[betapark]

I'm mutuals with people whose teams I usually daydream would fold. But I can't let that get between us oomfs