Equius |♂| Troll

🐎 My heart is like a stallion, they love it more when its broken..

[knowyournewmeme]

Sorry I’m late, I got shot in the face and forgot what time it was

[sleepysaxophone-blog]

[centaurstemptation-blog]

D --> I just unfollowed.. a lot of people. Guess no one is welcoming me back, maybe that is a good thing if I think about it.

[centaurstemptation-blog]

D --> So, this is happening.

[wjtch]

*seductively crawls out of hell*

[daniellerussells]

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

[pikoloid-blog]

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

[pikoloid-blog]

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)

[finejeeze]

Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

[miikesnow]

Tumblr, we thank you for your incredible fan art inspired by the ‘Genghis Khan’ video. If you haven’t yet seen it… go check it out here

[duel-styx]

Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed.  It’s very plush he likes it a lot.

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

that’s a weird looking dog but he’s still a cute dog

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

[inkfromtheoctopus-deactivated20]

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

[obstinate-nocturna]

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

[frost-strix17]

That is how you family, we need more families united by love like this on tv.

[picolaine]

Trois variétés de lapins nains satins, chamois - ivoire - noir / Satin dwarf rabbits - this is a word-by-word-translation of the french breed name

Satinclub - Own work / CC BY-SA 3.0

** ♥

[zorobunny]

three flavors of cuteness

[gulabiprincess]

I’m the roommate “typical monday with my roommate”

[izelands-deactivated20161014]

when your nails match your socks

[luckycatdiner]

NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES

screamers

fake coming outs

fake suicide

fake crushes

stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically

HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES

rickrolling

putting googly eyes on stuff

putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE

[nighttimeastrology]

“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”

“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces 

“Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

[couture-constellation]

Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Spring ‘16

[magic-of-eternity]