Hip Palpitations

Hi my name is Dirk Strider and this is Jackass.

[beatboxingheart]

"𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖊 𝖛 𝖊 𝖗 𝖞 𝖙 𝖍 𝖎 𝖓 𝖌 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖙𝖎𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝖔 𝖓 𝖈 𝖊 𝖆 𝖌 𝖆 𝖎 𝖓."

Independant/Indie AU roleplay blog for Grimdark!Dirk Strider.

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♡ - *** Minors DNI *** I'm too old to be playing with kids and I'm not interested. I don't comb through my followers, but when I respond to someone I check their blog first. If you don't have something indicating 18+ on there, I'm just straight up blocking you.

♡ - Will rp outside fandom, with OCs, non-mutuals, not very selective. You can literally respond to anything he posts, send asks on/off anon, tag him, whatever. I try to give a chance to everyone, but I'm also an adult with a 9-5 job and (albeit childless) a family, so grace me with the BOTD if I don't respond right away.

♡ - All interactions are depicted as online unless the characters have planned to meet.

♡ - I don't do greetings posts. I don't respond to them, I don't make them. Don't think this means we can't rp together! I just end up missing them a lot of the time so I've stopped trying. Just pop in my Ask for a quick notice.

♡ - I prefer short form rp. Unless it's a plot predetermined, I have no energy for lit.

♡ - If you need me to know something ooc, tell me. You can DM me or message me on discord. DM me or send me an ask for that.

♡ - There are a lot of triggers with this muse!! You should be aware of them!!

Triggers include:

> References to a past heavy drug usage/addiction

> Emetophobia (It's not vomit, it's ink, but it's coming out of his mouth)

> Religious undertones (it's eldritch, not anything real, but he treats it with this weird superiority thing where it could probably trigger someone with religious trauma)

> Gaslighting / Manipulation (Rare this would happen to the point it's a trigger, but he's known to do this)

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[monamoni]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[beazure]

day 31: ???

(shub-niggurath if she was an anime woman i guess)

[bitty-bytes]

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[sunniedaze00]

if i touch your blog will you touch mine back

[perrfectly]

[frailbug]

[thatsthat24]

NEW SONG COVER: "Open Arms" from Epic: The Musical 🧦 https://youtu.be/7w54EnieIpc

[soullesshokage]

Kitty

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[beatboxingheart]

Are we talking like physically there? Or spiritually?

[nemorialex]

It is most certainly physical

[beatboxingheart]

I'm not proficient in surgery but I guess my best advice would be if it is physical, physically remove it.

[nemorialex]

Ah, yes, that reminds me

Does anyone have recipes or tricks for either Revival or Removal?

Separate instances, in this case, I'm simply multitasking

[nemorialex]

Perhaps I ought to have asked this question at a more reasonable hour for most

[beatboxingheart]

Depends on what you mean by removal.

[nemorialex]

I genuinely thought this was an odd Tumblr glitch for a moment...

But, by removal I mean... Well, it's a bit hard to describe, but there's something inside me trying to kill me, and I'd rather it not be there anymore, instead of just trying to juggle how much Power I can use for things before getting sick...

[beatboxingheart]

Are we talking like physically there? Or spiritually?

[nemorialex]

Ah, yes, that reminds me

Does anyone have recipes or tricks for either Revival or Removal?

Separate instances, in this case, I'm simply multitasking

[nemorialex]

Perhaps I ought to have asked this question at a more reasonable hour for most

[beatboxingheart]

Depends on what you mean by removal.