Auscore

My blog dedicated to all things Australian. #auspol #auscore

[melonmemes]

[asheoki]

@spacewerthers

[saltedpin]

too lazy and crampy to make myself a proper snack so i’m licking vegemite directly off a teaspoon

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[centrelinkconcerto]

Guys just please go to Scott Morrison's website today... It's pretty Cook(ed) 😂

[centrelinkconcerto]

Meat pie is ravioli. Change my mind.

Minced beef filling encased in a wheat dough mixture, usually covered in a tomato sauce...

[enoughtohold]

i’m so very very tired. i wish i could just not care about politics. i wish politics were actually the arcane intellectual exercise apolitical people think it is and not, you know, life and death.

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[wild-lion]

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

[hesitantblogger]

Put in the tags where you’re from and how you memorized the order of the compass

[lostinaseaoffictionalbliss]

We all have a way of remembering I’m sure

[official-auspol]

Hey, are you sick of the current Australian government?

Click here to enrol to vote.

The next federal election has to happen before May, 2019, so make sure that you’re enrolled, so we can kick Scomo and his dreary mates out of government.

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[centrelinkconcerto]

Raise your hand if you work somewhere that orders the Herald Sun every day because people expect it and you're sick of the same bullshit being mandatorily consumed by the people who frequent your workplace every day 🙋🙋

Sick of seeing fake bullshit about ~African Gangs~, amongst other rage inciting and wildly sensationalist garbage...

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[centrelinkconcerto]

Working in this economy plus a few other crazy things in my life be like...

[centrelinkconcerto]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyone else freaking out about our current state of government?

Didn't check my phone all day and then came back to reading articles even worse than ones I saw yesterday that gave me pangs of pain akinned to last year's survey shit show.

Religious freedoms (read: ban queer people because they're icky) and trans people in particular thrown under the bus yet again? And to top it off, kerfuffle over trans people being in guides, when those near and dear to me are trans and guides??

Not to mention the ongoing shit show that is dealing with unemployment and centrelink, or refugees, climate change..... (It is 1am and this is just meant to be purely cathartic, so forgive me for not being more thorough... But there are clearly just far too many things to deal with at the one time.)

Can't wait for the election so hopefully this can finally be over and we can start the long road to recovery. We all have enough going on in our lives without having to keep having our lives attacked out of the blue by someone who has never had their way of life discriminated against like we do on a daily basis, and yet claims to need some special law to "protect" what they already have anyway, and then some extra to shun whoever they like away and completely crush their lives more than they already do.

We're here, we're queer and we're not going anywhere.

[alloverthegaf]

why are bunnings sausage sizzles always so much better like you hear Daveo’s having one down the street and it’s ‘okay whatever’ but as soon as you find out bunnings has got the snags out you start doing the Kel Power Walk to be first in line

[thefrenchfawn]

Everyone: wow he’s hot

Australia: like a sunrise

Everyone:

Australia:

Everyone:

Australia:

Everyone:

Australia: kiss me Katut

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[darkmoron]

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

[jaspertheshark]

Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

[keepurcoin]

a cute reminder not to lift from local/mom & pop stores!!!!

[meadowsofashandwisdom]

I mean, I get the sentiment, but cashier at the big business down the road probably also has a mortgage to pay, and a child who wants dance lessons, and without people supporting that business, that job doesn’t exist.