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34 // Aussie

[depsidase]

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

You don’t understand, you see, there’s some characters I like and then there’s some characters I’d forfeit all my possessions and climb directly into the television for

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[the-big-mood]

its NOT a phase

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

[penandinkprincess]

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[dancing-crow]

Richard Scarry would be pleased

[rylandsgrace]

Doctor Who (2005 ) I The Reality War

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[howlingwolf23]

Reddit just discovered color theory

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[lavender-lily]

[desertleviathan]

I like this one better than the other blood streak hallway because it gives the impression that they transported the bleeding person on something like the kind of swing where kids wind up the rope and then spin for a minute or two until they barf.

Just a couple big burly orderlies hauling this apparatus down the hallway while the patient is gushing Decapitated Anime Samurai quantities of blood like a human Spirograph.

[ashberrrry]

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it