Arthur, what kind of dog do you think I'd be? - Cap. Martin Crieff
A beta dog, DEFINITELY!!
You know, ‘cause you’re always having the squishy one off the cheese tray, although you KNOW the omega dog loves that one!
I doubt that Carolyn would waste the time to start reading my blog. She’s got far too much important things that she could be doing than reading my blog.
You don’t think that she would read something like my blog, right? I mean, she’s a CEO; she can’t waste time on something like this. Oh god! What if she’s already read it! She’d never let me hear the end of it!
A Border collie? Well, yes, I can see that. I mean, they’re authoritative, they’re in charge. Yes, I like that choice.
And no, we don’t allow dogs in the flight deck. If Otters aren’t allowed then Dogs most certainly aren’t either!
Don’t worry about that, Skip. I don’t think she’d read our blogs. I mean, she discovered my blog a couple of weeks ago, and she said… I don’t want to repeat what she said, but I don’t think she’d spend any time looking at it.
Well, yeah, but actually, I was thinking of a border collie because they’re smaller than most other collies, but they’re still collies, and also, they’re really cute and get all growly when you get near their toys! Like you, when someone touches your uniform!
But Skip!!!! Just look at him! He’s wearing a hat!!!! Like a proper pilot!
I read that.
OH MY GOD! Carolyn, I’m so sorry! You were not meant to read that!
Wait, since when do you have a blog on this website?!
Martin, if you knew me any better you would realise that, as the alpha dog, I am always not only one, but several steps ahead of you.
And for the record: what my son, in view of your fragile ego, is too nice to say is that your height, unstable bladder and your tendency to shake and yelp uncontrollably are the distinguishing features of a chihuahua.
