pd fake dash sim pt 5. fuck you baltimore (pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt6 pt7 pt8 pt9 pt10)
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hwoe many pixza do ryou guys tehink i can fit in mey moyth
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hopital
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Date of origin: May 3rd, 2139
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THE ORIGINAL??????????
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i deserve 5 gajillion dollars
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big words from the guy who made a le frog sympathy post
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???? DO YOU THINK I AM GOING TO ROB A BANK ?????
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average day on mumblr includes moot being accused of planning to rob a bank
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hydro you wanna team up and rob a bank
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can we be like. realllllly homoerotic abt it
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[IMAGE ID: a photo of a tree with four eyes looking directly into the camera.]
I Am Never Visiting Deadwood Again!
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dont be rude. give him a hug
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hes lonley and touchstarved . hug him
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WHY DID THE EYES GO AWAY WHEN I HUGGED HIM
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hes introverted
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this town isnt fucking real istg
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[ IMAGE ID: a photo of the hero Pretender, walking around swaddled in a blanket (over his usual attire), holding a hello kitty cupcake.]
average day at the office
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WHICH ONE OF YOU ASKED FAMOUS SUPERHERO TIDE HIMSELF IF HE KNEW WHAT AO3 WAS ON LIVE TELEVISION
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FOR THOSE OF YOU UNAWARE TIDE JUST STOPPED A MINOR VILLIAN . BECAUSE HE IS A SUPERHERO . THERE WAS A BIG CROWD AND A TON OF MEDIA COVERAGE . BECAUSE HE IS A SUPERHERO . FROM IN THE CROWD SOMEONE YELLED “DO YOU KNOW WHAT AO3 IS?”
ON
LIVE
TELEVISION
TIDE WAS JUST CONFUSED AND THEN THEY CUT THE CAMERAS. BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD. WE CAN’T BE DOING THIS GUYS
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lmao got caught in the crowd of some villian fight on my way to work and they were doing media coverage so i yelled do you know what ao3 is at the hero
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if tide learns what ao3 is im going to start doxxing
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I Beg Your Fucking Pardon
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ok . what if we kill
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im adopting worm
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honey thats just not how it works
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he can sleep in the guest room and i will raise him like my own
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he has a legal guardian honey
🌳terabitchia
i’m cooler than arthur
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everyone meet my new child i thrifted him