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#had to pause watching a show with my friend for this #life series

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some people on here get so woke they become bigoted #interesting

#bro bed

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rule number 1☝️ never ever tell your sister em anything ever

#oh no what did she do

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so hungry i start smelling peanut butter out of thin air

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Mmmm peanut butter

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Jay: What do you think would happen if I drank the black sea?

Gillian: Jay.

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THE BALDENING… 2

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! DESTINY'S BLADE 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡✂️🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

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Okay so new evil plan guys pls tell me if it’s good in the reblogs:

I found out my super hot nemesis is allergic to shrimp so I based my plan off that.

Okay so next time she comes to get me I trap her in a cage and ask her to go to Olive Garden with me and she’s like really kind so she’ll say yes

Then when we are at Olive Garden I’ll order the SHRIMP SCAMPI!!!! But that’s not all

Obviously she’ll avoid taking a bite from my food cuz she can see the shrimp in it but I’ll make sure to eat plenty of it but leave a bit for leftovers so I can have some later when I get home because yum!!

Then at the end of the date she will want to kiss me goodbye so I’ll oblige

She’ll be so busy kissing me that she won’t realize that I slipped a shrimp into her pocket…

Lmk what you guys think!!! ❤️❤️

This teacher of mine is being unreasonably rude to a kid in my class like he’s genuinely asking you for help on his assignment. He’s a hard worker who’s creatively invested in every thing she assigns and she’s really short with him for no reason. It pisses me off. Not to mention he has a learning disability so it’s extremely uncalled for. Nobody should be talked to like that but ugh 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄I HATTEEEEEE HERRRRRRRR

#AND SHE USES AI FOR EVERYTHING

Okay so new evil plan guys pls tell me if it’s good in the reblogs:

I found out my super hot nemesis is allergic to shrimp so I based my plan off that.

Okay so next time she comes to get me I trap her in a cage and ask her to go to Olive Garden with me and she’s like really kind so she’ll say yes

Then when we are at Olive Garden I’ll order the SHRIMP SCAMPI!!!! But that’s not all

Obviously she’ll avoid taking a bite from my food cuz she can see the shrimp in it but I’ll make sure to eat plenty of it but leave a bit for leftovers so I can have some later when I get home because yum!!

Then at the end of the date she will want to kiss me goodbye so I’ll oblige

She’ll be so busy kissing me that she won’t realize that I slipped a shrimp into her pocket…

Lmk what you guys think!!! ❤️❤️

#evil #evil plan #nemesis #shrimp scampi #olive garden #Is this a good plan?

I have to starve the piranhas so they eat people??? Wtf??? That’s why it hasn’t been working?? I’ve been feeding them once a day with the recommended portions and types of food with a variety so they are healthy. I told my fellow villains at the monthly super evil club meeting and they all laughed at me???

My nemesis understood when I vented to her. She was like “wow I had no idea those other villains were committing animal abuse that’s fucked up.”

And I was like “I know right??? I don’t think I’m going to go to the next meeting.”

And she was like “good for you girl! Can I get out of this pool and attempt to apprehend you now?”

Obviously she failed (common nemesis L) but like omg I’m so distraught.. I love my piranhas why would anyone do that..???

Piranha pits are so unethical!!!

#villain #piranhas #awareness

I made a joke I haven’t made in like over a year and my friend’s dad said:

“I knew you were the one who said that”

what dat mean 🥺

#he also set up the joke like he was waiting for me to take the bait #and I did #like a fish to a freaking worm

I should rename my account to something along the lines of Red’s biggest fan.

Or maybe Red’s #1 biggest hater.