Cerberus' Corruption

A side blog for a D&D campaign

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Iris: Death is a one way street but that's not going to stop me from committing one hell of a traffic violation

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Tenebris: I promised Ithil we wouldn't do anything stupid!

Haleth: Why would you lie to them like that??

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Tirith: Common is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

Haleth: You need to stop

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Haleth: On the outside I "skrt skrt" but on the inside I hurt hurt.

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Haleth: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Tirith: I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I’m used to. It’s my comfort zone!

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Haleth: If your leg gets cut off... would it hurt?

Tenebris: Yeah

Haleth: How?

Tenebris: Cause your leg got cut off!

Haleth: But where are you gonna feel the pain?!

Tenebris: ...In your leg

Haleth: Exactly! How are you gonna feel pain the pain...

Haleth and Tenebris, at the same time: If your leg is gone-

Ithil: ...You guys are idiots...

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Haleth: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Tenebris: I’m calling Ithil.

Haleth: No wait-

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Hylia: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Hylia: I have NEVER been so insulted!

Lio: You don't listen much, do you?

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Haleth: I will do a lot of things.

Haleth: But admitting to Ithil I'm cold after they told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them.

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Tenebris: Hey Ithil, if we got all the cats in the world to meow at once, how loud would it be?

Ithil: The average cat meow is 65 to 75 db, it’s above speaking volume but below shouting. there are about 2 billion cats in the world. so, by math, it’s about 100 million jets all taking off at once.

Tenebris: ........cat-astrophically loud.

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Lio: Ugh, I’m such an idiot

Tirith:

 Lio:

Tirith:

 Lio:

Tirith: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you, it’s gonna be a long night

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Iris: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Wynore: In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law

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Hylia: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One. Two. Three.

Lio:

Hylia:

Hylia: Now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Lio: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on