#ithil dythara

[cerberus-corruption]

Haleth: If your leg gets cut off... would it hurt?

Tenebris: Yeah

Haleth: How?

Tenebris: Cause your leg got cut off!

Haleth: But where are you gonna feel the pain?!

Tenebris: ...In your leg

Haleth: Exactly! How are you gonna feel pain the pain...

Haleth and Tenebris, at the same time: If your leg is gone-

Ithil: ...You guys are idiots...

[cerberus-corruption]

Haleth: I will do a lot of things.

Haleth: But admitting to Ithil I'm cold after they told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them.

[cerberus-corruption]

Ithil: If I had a nickel for every time I taught someone the word fuck in Celestial, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice.

[cerberus-corruption]

Haleth: I am not “out of control”, I am a law abiding citizen!

Ithil: Really? Name one law.

Haleth: Don’t...

Haleth: kill people?

Ithil: That’s on me. I set the bar too low.

[cerberus-corruption]

Ithil: Well, guess it’s time to move onto Plan 2

Haleth: …don't you mean Plan B?

Ithil: That would imply I only have 26 plans

[cerberus-corruption]

Ithil: I don't have the energy for this

Haleth: For what?

Ithil: *gestures vaguely*

[cerberus-corruption]

Ithil: That’s a terrible plan

Haleth: Oh please we’ve had worse

[cerberus-corruption]

Delilah: Hey do you want anything to eat?

Vecna to Ithil: The souls of the innocent!

Ithil: A bagel

Vecna: NO!

Ithil: ...two bagels