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I do a lot of this shit. The vinegar and baking soda stuff I’ll have to try.

You can also use craft paper that they sell in big rolls at the hardware store as a weed mat if you don’t have newspaper.

falsepalindrome-deactivated2019

All tricks my pops taught over the years of gardening together.

Let’s not forget my pig’s blood trick…

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

mchashimi

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

honeydewhearts-deactivated20190

Good things will come

severeobjectfun

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.

dynastylnoire

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

fvlani

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

onlyblackgirl

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

engel-tier-deactivated20180213

Just wanna throw these in too

Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things

controlling when he’s able to go out with friends

Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure

Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter

SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT

testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)

taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )

guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you and making him choose between you and friends/family

telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “

being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him

downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to

hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION.

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

alwaysbewoke

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.

spoonmeb

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave.

purpleandpinkhouses

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

madhattey-deactivated20211019

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

ayeshapoptropica

Oh my god. This is so important.

gentlemanmendes

This is legit the reason why so many guys I know are too scared to be in a relationship

comfortingyue

!!!!!!!!!

nowyoukno

fangirling-so-hard-rn

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)

doctormemelordmd

Yeah but have you seen this

stultiloquentia

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

warwyrd-deactivated20170724

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

reallymisscoffee

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

ruggie-bucchis

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

avianawareness

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.

odpixel

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

lilith-knight

Best birbs !!

221cbakerstreet

your son is Beautiful and Strong

solitarelee

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

betheothergirl-deactivated20180

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.

blackwoolncrown

!!!!

smol-witchy-bean

crows

willowofthehearth

Then there’s Canuck, who made off with a weapon from a crime scene…

regularly rides the Skytrain to get around Vancouver…

and halted mail delivery to a neighborhood because he didn’t like the mailman. (don’t fek with crows during nesting season y’all) http://globalnews.ca/news/3561281/canada-post-canuck-the-crow-mailman/

kittensanddarkness

How Daddy describes my personality with anyone other than him…

kittensanddarkness

Daddy took me to go see Dita Von Teese last night! Then he surprised me with meet and greet passes. I am currently on cloud 9 right now! Meeting my idol was the cherry on top of a perfect night out. Sir would like me to blog about my emotions so when I can quantify them I will! 💋

kittensanddarkness

My lovely new collar! Sir got me two new collars if he is so kind I will get a photo of the second one which is also stunning and fits me purrfectly .

kittensanddarkness

Punishing a naughty kitten

Broken kitten here to tell y'all about my most recent breaking of the rules. Now I by nature am not what one would call a “bratty sub”. I can be a brat don’t get me wrong, however the look of disappointment from Sir is enough to curtail most bad behavior. As such I am still human and therefore posts like this must be made. Let’s take a moment to set the scene. I am not to open doors for myself in the presence of Sir. This is one of many ways he chooses to show that He is ultimately in charge of my care and wellbeing. It also makes my 5'11" 180# self feel dainty and delicate which is hard to do for someone who is routinely called “amazon”. The other day I was driving my jeep with Sir riding shotgun. This is an unusual circumstance as I rarely drive with Sir present, but since I own a manual Sir is still learning her sweet spots, And with the amount of errands we were running I was asked to drive for ease. When I drive myself through the day I must usually open my own door unless Sir is present to do it for me. I forgot. The look in Sirs face, as I quickly shut my door and hung my head in shame, was enough to let me know I had messed up and he was saddened by it. This was the second infraction of this kind so the punishment would need to be more severe, since the initial correction did not sink in thoroughly. As fate would have it due to a previous back injury we had to put off my punishment for a few days. Finally the day came in which I was feisty and healed enough for me to serve my sentence. (If you are just joining us a little back story my previous D/s relationship was a cover for a very abusive man to regularly beat me until I was bloody and broken, so Sir must tread carefully where impact play is concerned) Sir ordered me to kneel upon my pillow and face him. He handed me the horse whip which is a piece of braided leather about 3" long and ½ and inch wide. Sir decided on 4 lashed per infraction. During the space of time waiting on my back to heal there were 3 other incidents in which my behavior was less than acceptable, but due to my long winded nature we will not go into them. As such I now had to give myself 16 lashes with the whip. Allowing me to administer my own punishment was a small mercy on Sirs part since it allowed for me to control the implement. But the embarrassment and humiliation of having to punish myself definitely kept me in the correct head space. Sir still required some force behind the hits (again this is meant to hurt) but was very lenient. After the lashes where complete Sir took a brief moment to assure me my transgressions were paid in full and that I was still his cherished kitten. Now some will argue “brief? Where is the aftercare” hold your horses sugar! There was still play to be had! So brief was all that was required before Sir used me like the pretty little whore I am! But that is a story for another day. Now my thoughts on this punishment are a mixture of things. I do not like disappointing Sir and that is always a hard thing for me to work through. Yet moments like these where it was made very clear through Sirs actions that even though I was in trouble he took the time to plan my punishment out to take my issues into consideration, so that my punishment will still teach a lesson while simultaneously pushing my boundaries out to a healthier place speaks volumes of the man that he is the Dom that he is and strives to be. He could have very well beat me, hard as well as it is in our contract that I wrote up and agreed upon. And is something he thoroughly enjoys. He chose to allow me a small amount of control.

prettyperversion

Giving away one pair of these beautiful cuffs. The winner will be randomly selected by me.

Sexy submissions count as two entries for this drawing.

The giveaway ends the first of this month. June 1st 2017

Rules

Reblog this post and follow @prettyperversionshop

kittensanddarkness

I was a bratty kitten On Mother’s Day so Sir removed my couch privileges. Sir is kind and my pillow is so comfy I may sit at his feet forever! I do however have to fight off my furry cats!

digitalclairvoyant

A sigil for financial fortune in the coming weeks. Feel free to reblog, share and use yourself

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Tarot cheat sheet

Major Arcana

The Fool-Beginnings, Risks The Magician- Actions, manifestations The High Priestess- Hidden knowledge, Secrets The Empress- Resources, Abundance The Emperor- Boundaries, Order The Heirophant- Education, Lessons, Unity The Lovers- Love, decisions The Chariot- Progress, determination Strength- Managing situations, endurance The Hermit- Searching, analysis The Wheel of Fortune- Fate, Luck Justice- Decisions, Balance The Hanged Man- Waiting, sacrifice Death- Transformation, Rebirth Temperance- Negotiation, common ground The Devil-Restrictions, Indulgence The Tower-Unexpected failure, breakdowns The Star- Hope and guidance The Moon- Anxiety and deep emotions The Sun- Growth, Recovery Judgement- The past, second chances The World- Success, completion

Minor Arcana

Cups- Water Element, “I feel”- How emotions rule over and work within the meanings of the cards.

Ace- Love, Beginnings Two- Partnerships Three- Celebration Four- Boredom, longing Five- Loss, sadness Six- Peace, reconciliation Seven- confusion, possibilities Eight- Departure, leaving behind Nine- A wish coming true, contentment Ten- Happiness, family Page- Opportunities, Chances Knights- Emotional and dreamy influence Queen- Intelligent and intuitive influence King- Charismatic and Wise influence

Pentacles- Earth Element, “I have”- How possessions rule over and work within the meanings of the cards.

Ace- Money, success, beginnings Two- Decisions, balancing finances Three- Showing talents, chances Four- Stability, hiding Five- Financial loss, chasing Six- Generosity, supporting Seven- Potential with work Eight- Money coming, building success Nine- Comfort, success Ten- Inheritance, something lost Page- An offer Knight- A dependable influence Queen- A genorous influence King- A prosperous influence

Swords- Air Element, “I think”- How thoughts rule over and work within the meanings of the cards.

Ace- Success Two- Stalemate Three- Heartbreak Four- Rest, overwhelmed Five- Conflict Six- Leaving conflict behind Seven- Theft of positivity Eight- Restriction Nine- Anxiety Ten- Endings Page- Intelligence, alertness Knight- A opposing influence Queen- An independent influence King- A strong willed influence

Wands- Fire Element, “I desire”- How desires rule over and work within the meanings of the cards.

Ace- News, beginnings, fertility Two- Making plans Three- Travel Four- Freedom, rest Five- Stong opinions, fights Six- Victory Seven- Work, effort Eight- News, attack Nine- Stress, suspicion, strength Ten- Burdened, work Page- A message, understanding Knight- A motivational influence Queen- A creative influence King- An expressive influence

tiger-lily-warren

Here’s to the Witches

Here’s to the Witches with messy altars.

To the sisters that have cats with ragged ears and missing legs.

Here’s to the brothers with the altars all dripping wax and smothered in incense ash.

To the siblings with athames of stone and Books of Shadow smudged with coffee and last week’s breakfast.

Here’s to spells written in a rush but with love and care behind them.

To spells that don’t rhyme or really make sense when spoken but call storms to the sky.

Here’s to the Witches who sit Sundays in the pews and sing out the praise of the Risen God.

To the Witches who stand sky clad under the moonlight and pray by fire to the old Gods of Before.

Here’s to the Witches who learn when they are children, how to read the cards and the signs of the stars.

To the Witches who don’t learn until silver touches their hair how to cast the runes and the bones to sense a fair wind.

Here’s to the Children of the Witches they could not Burn.

To the Witches who snuck into the night with their books and wands and herbs clutched close to their chests.

Here’s to the Witches who flaunted their Spirit Boards in their sitting rooms and their crystals in their kitchens.

Here’s to the Witches.

kittensanddarkness

Teaser from play today with my new toy. She’s a lovely kitten but she’s an even better dirty whore.

-Sir Angel

kittensanddarkness

Playtime through kittens eyes

Fellow subbys/pets/slaves/littles hearken near for I have a tale to tell you. A tale of lust, romance, and murder most foul!!! just kidding on the murder part. As a sub for that later half of my 20′s i have encountered some super shitty doms (they do not deserve the capitalization!). And as i am sure you can imagine they have negatively altered some of my boundaries. As such Sir and I are currently working together to reestablish healthy boundaries where those currently stand. This is a slow and rather painful process that Sir must handle with the most delicate of hands. On top of this I am currently dealing with some personal life drama that has required we take things slower then we would prefer. Last night however we had finally found time to really play.

Sir bound me face down spread eagle with enough play that i felt both secure and immobilized. Then starting slowly began to alternate between crop and hands. building intensity He worked his way over my back bum and thighs. This exercise walks me right up to a boundary that was unnecessarily placed as i enjoy impact play, but had someone abuse that love and twist it slightly. Calming words of reassurance and regularly checking where my head was; Sir was able to begin dismantling this soft limit. Without letting it become too much he would back off and reward me with my new body wand against my clit. Each new round of swats took me a little farther. I also must learn to be quick with my safe-words as Sir can not read my mind and sometimes my body tells a different story then my brain. Learning this skill is removing another boundary placed by one who does not belong in our community. Sir showed me last night that I can trust him to respect and honor my safe words and even anticipate when i am reaching a limit.

Last night i removed the first few bricks from a wall that has not place in a true healthy relationship. Sir’s constant care and loving reassurance empowered me. He reminded me that safe words do not equal failure. Pain when done correctly is pleasurable.

Even though we reached a wall that required a full stop i was able to enjoy the experience because Sir respected me enough to put me first. I truly look forward to removing these walls and putting them where I say they belong!

With Love kitten

kittensanddarkness

Sometimes, I find myself catching views of my kitten at just the right times to melt my black little heart. Even lost two and a half hours of intense play on top of the hours of torture this morning.

I truly do adore my kitten, as she tries her hardest to please me and work with me on expanding her boundaries. I often feel a sense of pride watching her in her beauty and cherish that she’s chosen to give over all of her will and power to me.

Also as my girlfriend, she is incredibly beautiful inside and out. We live the lifestyle as full time as possible but still laugh like idiots and enjoy the world together. It is a balance that can bring contentment when done right. Enjoy the view and if you stick around you may get to see more than teasers.

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