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Yeah. I think thats really all it is. I hope. I mean, he clearly wants to be the main man in her life, but she can do whatever she bloody well wants without Schwarzenegger breathing down her and my necks.

cerise-hale

Wait... He does that? He needs to get laid. He sounds like another father to her.

#sphinxzan

lunarchld

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis. [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic? [text] You need more friends… or a therapist… [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! [text] I just miss you. That’s all. [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now. [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care… [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore. [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. [text] We’re not watching Frozen again. [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about… [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands. [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off! [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you. [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen! [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate… [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud… [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me. [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

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mikejamesriendeau

This joke’s probably already been made 1,000 times but.

Don’t care.

smutxmemes

Send my muse a kink and they'll rate it based on interest

cerise-hale

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solongandg00dnight

I think that would be great. I don’t think he would do anything, considering he loves his sister.

cerise-hale

It would be more of a dominance thing.... it's a thing that dogs tend to do?

#sphinxzan

solongandg00dnight

You mean like this?

cerise-hale

That reminds me of a certain mouse I know.

#{she's talking bout dormouse}#sphinxzan

solongandg00dnight

Always! These claws can be deadly!

cerise-hale

We can get you a manny and peddy

#{she's serious}#sphinxzan

solongandg00dnight

UGHHHHHHHGHGHHHH

solongandg00dnight

cerise-hale:

cerise-hale

Yeah…Its definitely been a tough ride. But it’s made me the person I am today so I have to say at least something good has come from it. I see this new perspective as an opportunity to start fresh. A new me and a new life.

I plan to. I’ve always been a street performer, music has been an important part of my life for as long as I can remember. I’m looking into finding people to play with and hopefully we’d be able to start something. we haven’t spoken in awhile. I haven’t been able to get a hold of her since I left California. I just hope she’s okay and well…. Its okay. I’m always open to answering them.

I am very curious now…

You placing this whole incident in a good light is a really strong thing to do. But then again, there isn't much you can do. You are extremely strong with everything that has happened.

I would like to hear your demo reel, or even your CD. There are a lot of opportunities in New York. Ya just gotta go out and find them.

Is there any way of contacting her? I mean you could use the mirror to find where she is.

I can give you the key if you want.

#sphinxzan

solongandg00dnight

cerise-hale:

cerise-hale

That sounds…doable.

Make the crazy eyes to.

#sphinxzan

solongandg00dnight

I hope so. I don’t really wanna get torn apart by this guy. Hes like…tall and muscles every where…..

cerise-hale

I can sick my older brother on him if he gets too close.

#sphinxzan

theluckyduelist

TORTURE MY MUSE

Send me nightmares

Send me hallucinations

Tell me how you will kill my character

Tell me how you will save my character

DO IT

solongandg00dnight

cerise-hale:

Eh…I’m not sure. She didn’t mention anything about kids… I know she has a brother who looked like he was going to tear my head off at the bar that night… Probably hahaha shrunken heads usually tend to freak people out a bit…

cerise-hale

Okay... Hopefully he's okay with you dating her. If not... Well you can figure it out.

I'll just stick them in the basement for now.

#sphinxzan