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Lapis is being “emo”

I asked Steven what was up with Lapis as she was being really monotone and “done with life” and he said he didn’t know.

I asked “Google” why she was like that and apparently she’s “emo” now.

Apparently being unironically “emo” hasn’t been around since 2008 or something.. how does time work on Earth again?

Guess she revived an extinct species by being herself.

So Steven introduced me to “Twitter Language”

I think you start off your “post” with “SpIlL tHe TeA sIs”...?

I picked the wrong time to take this picture, as the “Pearl” stares into oblivion as to what just happened.

“Slang terms”

what the clod are slang terms

wtf

ttyl

that’s all I've learned from the “world wide web”

“Tumblr”

I’m a Certified Kindergardener, but I don’t see the point in this “Tumblr”, but since everyone else is doing it, why not?

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