Welcome to my House of Horrors, babe~

^^^^^^ 19 | Genderfluid | Switch ^^^^^^ (NSFT CONTENT! MINORS GET FED TO THE GREMLIN IN THE BASEMENT) *sidenote: i say "babe" platonically* thxxx https://certifiedmonstrosity.carrd.co

[certified-monstrosity]

Welcome to my House of Horrors~

</intro post>

***I DO NOT WANT MINORS ON MY BLOG. THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN A ~GROTESQUE~ AMOUNT OF 18+ CONTENT. MINORS WILL BE FED TO THE GREMLIN IN MY BASEMENT (BLOCKED.)***

[/Along with the homophobes, racists, and anyone thats hateful in any way generally speaking]

[/that said, save both of us some time and block me if you don't like what you see. thx.]

*/now on to the fun stuff.../*

[/sup, im Certified Monstrosity. im a name/nickname collector, so feel free to call me any of the following- Maestro (/maes), Anisten, Monstrosity, Nhoel, Bo, Devin, CryAnne (/cry), Kierstan (/kier), Siv, Sibil (/sibby), Seth, ... tbc]

[/im a genderfluid (afab), panromantic, bisexual (masc biased), dom-leaning, alternative, stoner, strangecreepclowndollthing switch]

</A little bit about me (carrd)>

[/kinks and concepts my content may include: petplay, mdlb/ddlb, bondage, omorashi, teratophilia, somnophilia, CNC, fearplay, humiliation/embarrassment, dollification, voyeurism, exhibitionism, primal play, impact play, breeding, keraunophilia, olfactophilia, corruption, intoxication, stalking, electrical play, sadism, micro kink, omutsu, free use, hypno/conditioning, to be continued...]

[/ If you post the following-

> Please TAG: messing/scat, fauxcest, hospital mentions, d34th mentions.

> Please DNI: detrans, misogyny/patriarchy, emetophilia, anything to do with religious play]

***DM RULES: CLOSED RIGHT NOW! TY<3

/no one over 25 unless i start the conversation.

/i am in college and have a life outside of this blog. i also have anxiety and dont always know how to respond. if i dont respond immediately or at all, please dont take it personally.

/what you see of me here is not all that i am.

/please don't send explicit photos without asking. ***

tags~°`¤.*

• #chaos-by-monstrosity🎈 ~ my origional posts

• #teatime🫖 ~ ask replies

• #rabid🦷 ~ reblogs

these ones may be used on original posts or reblogged posts~°`¤.*

• #🌑.dom ~ my /dominant tag

• #🌧.switchy ~ my /switch tag

• #🌙.sub ~ my /submissive tag

• #💝.soft ~ soft concepts (still NSFW, but soft)

[/thats all for now, feel free to send asks! thx for stopping by, babe~]

• #🧃.edu ~ informational textposts

- Cry

[hoardpiece]

You should let a creature own you btw

[hoardpiece]

If a creature takes you to their den and is licking you and purring and then they give you enough room to break free and escape thats a test, do the right thing and bury yourself in their fur. You don't want to make creature sad do you.

[ratslutuncontained]

"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

[certified-monstrosity]

[/cmere puppy, let me show you how the big wolves play. i promise i won't hurt you too bad as long as you stay still <3]

[mommabearbear]

🎀🎀 "Want that mama" little one pointed at the sweets on the shelf "is that how we ask for things, baby?" Little one whined and pointed at the sweets again "I want, mama!!" Mama starts walking away, little one takes a few steps to catch up with mama and tugs at the shopping basket "mama..." mama looks at babygirl "if you are not gonna ask nicely then mama is not gonna listen, sweetheart" Little one chewed on her sleeve before looking at her mama "I would like those sweets, please mama" little one said almost in a whisper, mama smiled "those are lovely manners baby, good girl, go on get the pack you want and put it mama's basket" little one did exactly that, she picked her sweets and put them in the basket like mama told her. "Good girl" babygirl reached for her mama's hand as they headed for the checkouts but little one spotted the toy aisle, she gently pulled her mama's towards it "peaseeee mama" mama looked to see where little one wanted to go "baby mama told you before we left the house that we were not getting any toys today" babygirl nodded "i just want to see mama, peasee" she gave her mama her best puppy eyes, mama nodded and walked little one to the toys "look mama" baby pointed at big stuffie " i can see baby" little one kept pointing at every toy she liked "mama mama look at that one!!" Baby pointed at lego disney set "thats very cool sweetheart" babygirl leaned into mama and whispered as she chewed her sleeve again "i really like it mama" mama gently moved babygirl's hand from babygirls mouth "I know baby, but mama told you no toys" little one looked up at her mama "but I like it mama" mama kisses babygirl's temple "why don't we take a picture of it and then we can send it to santa and maybe if you keep being a good girl, he might surprise you with it" little one's eyes lit up "yes peasee mama" mama let's little one use her phone to take a photo of the so wanted toy "do you think santa knows I've been good mama?" She asks as she hands mama her phone back "I'm sure he does, pretty girl" mama playfully boops babygirls nose making her giggle "mama's good girl" 🎀🎀

[butch-enjoyer-omo]

Watching omo videos and internally yelling KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON. PLEASE. PLEASE ITS HOTTER WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.

[certified-monstrosity]

*cuts to them literally naked*

[/ayo where yo clothes at]

[meancatboy]

Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

[playfully--sadistic]

Additionally, acting like being penetrated is an act of submission is deeply rooted in misogynistic, cisheteronormative ideas of sexual intercourse, as in "penetration is something that is done to women for the sexual gratification of the man, nothing more, therefore it is inherently degrading and feminine".

A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend is not gay, he's not less of a man or submissive by default. A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend can be sexually dominant and simply likes to be fucked in his ass - these two can co-exist. Yet, in the eyes of cishet society, a man that likes to have his ass played with, must enjoy it because it's "degrading" , not because it simply feels good.

That's why I so heavily preach about the difference between sub/dom/switch and bottom/top/vers. Penetration can be used to increase the feeling and severity of a power dynamic, but it doesn't create one. These two things are entirely separate from eachother, unless connected willingly.

[meancatboy]

you should reblog this version instead, actually

[keepmeinoneplace]

I wanna see more love for Princess doms‼️ Like yes everything I own is pink. Yes I have multiple unicorn stuffed animals and I love glitter and gossiping and I wear cotton candy lip gloss. but also yes I'll edge you until you cry and make you tell me you're mine over and over again through the tears🩷🥰

[certified-monstrosity]

[/princess doms that like soft things]

[/princess doms that train their subs to be their loyal subjects/servants]

[/princess doms that have soft skin, dainty fingers, and wear sweet perfume that makes their subs' heads spin]

[/princess doms with rough/hard kinks who bring their subs to shambles with filthy scenes in their room thats decorated in pastel pink and bows and lace]

[/princess doms that princess so hard you might as well change your name to the pet name she gave you cause shes gonna make you forget your real one anyway]

[certified-monstrosity]

[/hey yall]

[/kind reminder if youre gonna send kinky asks.]

[/yes! i am a switch!]

[/yes i have hard/intense/obscure kinks!]

[/BUT!!!]

[/several of those kinks only apply to me from a dominant perspective!]

[/i am very soft when i sub and a lot of kinks that i am into as a dom really do nothing for me as a sub (tolerated) or make me uncomfortable (hard limits).]

[/to the anon who sent the ask that prompted this post, if you see this, im not mad! but please be more careful with your words and how you approach people with your content. it really was great content! just not for me babe.]

[/remember to always use tw/cw appropriately at the beginning of asks, especially ones which involve hard kinks, and stay safe out there weirdos.]

~ Bo

[salaciousthoughts]

Virgin sub 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 pleasure dom

"Oh you've never been touched before? Lemme spend hours showing you how sensitive your body is"

[the-sensitive-sadist]

Teaching your sub new ways to cum for you in four easy steps

Results may vary. Information below.

For the best results, don't allow your submissive to cum for days, or even weeks before their training begins. You want them as needy and desperate as possible.

Step one: Pick the method. There are lots of naughty, nasty ways to cum. It can be anything from spanking, to nipple stimulation, to anal, to choking. The only essential factor is that it must provide some type of enjoyable physical stimulation to the submissive.

Step two: Tie you sub up nice and secure so they can't escape what's about to happen to them. Once they're completely trapped, tease them to the brink of insanity. The goal is to bring them to the edge until they're a desperate, drooling mess. Work them up slowly, gently, and sweetly, but be firm, absolutely no cumming for them. Not before what happens next.

Step three: Once they've been edged into a state of total mindlessness, introduce the sensation you want them to cum from. Start gently and be careful not to let it push them over the edge.

Step four: Slowly increase the sensation until its overwhelming. Your goal is to make them cum while providing the least amount of genital stimulation possible. This works extra well if they're feeling needy and pathetic so it's not a bad idea to try denying them for a few days or weeks first for the best results.

Step five: The overwhelming feeling will either make them cum, keep them on the edge, or bring them down from the edge.

If they cum, congratulations on your successful training.

If they stay on the edge, just keep them there. A little teasing of their hole should bring them over completely.

If they come down from the edge, just edge them again and keep at it. You may have to deny them a few times for the effect to take hold.

The goal is for the extra stimulation to push them over the edge. This may result in a ruined orgasm or ten but it's worth it because pretty little subs need their training. The sub will learn to associate the extra stimulation with their orgasms, and may be able to edge for you or even cum just from the stimulation alone. If done correctly, you should have a drooling, pathetic submissive on your hands, begging to get pleasure in the grossest ways possible.

** Results may vary, not all subs capable of cumming from alternative sensations (or cumming at all). May result in blissed out submissive begging to be edged.

[sheepsnooze-deactivated20250417]

Would you get a boner if I sat on your lap be honest :(

[fleshweavers]

big fan of dogboy x werewolf. dumb little anthro puppyboy × huge feral werewolf who's taller and stronger than him in both forms. soft spoilt domesticated puppy x animal who takes what it wants with its teeth. and the puppyboy is scared the whole time btw

[pissradio]

edging someone who has to piss and when you get them right to the edge and stop they're straining so hard to try and cum that they piss themselves instead

[needydomme]

thinking about post orgasm torture and how intoxicating his cute little whines are when he’s begging me to stop

[certified-monstrosity]

[/yall are on about werewolves and vampires like captain gantu from lilo and stitch dont exist]

[ickyprettyboy]

Mommy's hand around my aching cock, feeling the warmth of her hand while it slowly slides up and down, spreading pre cum and spit all over it.

The space being filled with the sounds of my moans, whimpers, and the sound of your hand sliding on my cock while I beg for you to go faster.

You'd go torturously slow until I'm about to cum and then you'd grip it so tight and jerk it off so fast so that I'd cum instantly.

I'd try to tell you that I needed a break and that I wanted you to stop, but that just makes you keep going, now using my cum as lube.

You'd get me to the point where I'm about to cum again and as soon as I'm close enough, you immediately pull your hand away leaving me so desperate and needy for mommy's touch.

Force me to my knees and make me beg for you to let me cum, only letting me if I let you make me cum as much as you want...

Obviously, out of desperation and neediness, I say yes just so I can finally cum. Surely that's a good idea right?

And then you proceed to make me cum over and over again until I'm a crying whimpering mess begging for mommy to stop until she finally does.... because her arm is tired.

And then you cuddle me with my head on your lap, falling asleep, as I suck on your tits while you pet me and tell me what a good boy I've been so I can feel better.

Doesn't that sound like so much fun, mommy?

I may have gotten a little sidetracked, but it's late, I'm a bad writer, and I'm horny. Meaning coherent thoughts have disappeared completely

[certified-monstrosity]

[/doing the math...]

[/vibe takes around an hour to charge....]

[/arm gets tired. control vibe while arm rests. switch back to arm while vibe charges. repeat until sub is thoroughly broken satisfied.]