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so how about them airplane decapitation memes?

#where the fuck have i been in the realm of not being relevant at all.#brotext #well anyway ya'll better watch yourselves.

What would you do if you switched body's with Dave for one day?

justice, honestly.

#dave strider #bro strider #homestuck

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ƦᴀɪSᴇ ᴜƦ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇƦS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)งᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ FLEX YOUR DONGERS ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯＹＯＵＥＶＥＮＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ LOWER YOUR DONGERS ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง HERES A TIP. AND A DONG BEHIND IT (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇƦ, ᴏƦ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇƦ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง SᴏᴜɴᴅS ᴅᴏɴɢᴇƦᴏᴜS... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀSᴛᴇƦ ʏᴏᴜƦ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇƦ, ᴍᴀSᴛᴇƦ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ

why is the conversation back to my dick? i thought we established that was a thing that we were not gonna do today have some goddamn shame bruno.

Happy Holidays Bro!

and a hoho hoe to you too kid.i slept through the entire holiday ngl.

why couldn’t i have gotten into something more substantial like i don’t know fuckin lawyering or whatever. don’t get me wrong i’m never gonna regret this empire of sex puppets i’ve created but hot damn imagine me as a lawyer that’s ironic on hella levels.

#hear me out on this man.#i'm a defender of justice.#ironic and iconic.#just kidding fuck the police.#brotext #my shitposts aren't getting any better.

man it’s been so long since i've had my first existential crisis.

#my existence is swords.#am i a sword?#hm.#brotext

Bro, you too hot. You need to stop. OwO Anyways! If you couldn't use a sword, what other type of weapon would you use?

oh hold up god fuck that’s another sword no escape no escape

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you’re also a hottie but what ev

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you should watch sayin that with your bro around dude

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he would defiantly agree.

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certifiedbrodigy get a load of this

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goddammit why does everyone want your ass.

#and i'm way classier than that kid don't fucking insult me #*immature bro noises*#broleplay

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get yer katana, its kinkier that way

FUCK OFF.

#i feel this on a spiritual level.#reblog

i like making jokes so i can hide my awful personality.

#brotext #when your mun can't draw you and you're stuck making shitposts.

Sorry to bother you so early in the morning but bro u r hot

flattering, but deeper questions could be a damn goood change.

#bro strider #homestuck #send me something new.

so, fanon bro IS canon bro. right? or... yep. i think i'm still confused.

i'm an enigma. my personality isn't something you get to pull out of me. i present myself how i like to. if it helps, my actions speak louder than my words.

#upd8 #bro strider #brotext

tfw your alternate apologizes for you.

#yeah.#i don't know what to say anymore honestly.#brotext #upd8

you did great. i'm awful. but you did great.

#upd8 #brotext

despite the fact i’ve been irrelevant this entire time in the comic dirk strider was there and that’s good enough for me.

#so fucking awkward.#christ.#shrug tbh is it too late to shitpost i think not.#upd8 #brotext

what's your new look?

my new look? you mean that space rock aesthetic i was rocking a few weeks ago?yeah that look was trash. totally dumped.

Agate, you've been faced with an UNIDENTIFIED FLYING DOG SWORDSMAN. What do you do?

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