the fuck do you want

MIA: None   Ask box: Open Submit box: Open Current event: None your name is d strider and fuck anyone who gets in your way

[askalphabro]

((Im knew to alpha bro but how was dirk raised if you were desd the entire time))

(( ooc: im not sure if youre asking me this or alpha bro due to the parentheses but alpha bro himself has no knowledge of how dirk raised himself, all he knows is the stuff he had set up before his death. it would be better to ask a dirk blog who could answer it better since dirk explained this in canon himself. ))

[nerdprincealec]

Since ratings start at midnight PST I decided to make a post to combine both of my designs for voting with links. So heres the two designs again! :D Links Below! 

Team Alpha

Bark Bark 

[nerdprincealec]

RATINGS ARE OPEN PLEASE GO RATE MY DESIGNS!!!!

[ask-egderp-and-coolkid]

((OoC: Reminder to peeps i entered the t shirt design contest, pleast go rate my designs! ))

[ask-egderp-and-coolkid]

((OoC: 2 days left please rate and reblog :( ))

[askalphabro]

((OoC: Rating end tonight friends, please keep rating and reblogging thank you ))

[askalphabro]

:? Tf is an appletini

((Ooc: an alcoholic beverage, martini style but it's tastes like apple bullshit. Rated very " girly" and very applely You can find one here: http://foodviva.com/cocktail-recipes/apple-martini-recipe/ Don't drink if you're not legally allowed to drink alcohol tho yo, plain aj is just as good if not better yeah yeah yeah ))

[nerdprincealec]

Since ratings start at midnight PST I decided to make a post to combine both of my designs for voting with links. So heres the two designs again! :D Links Below! 

Team Alpha

Bark Bark 

[nerdprincealec]

RATINGS ARE OPEN PLEASE GO RATE MY DESIGNS!!!!

[ask-egderp-and-coolkid]

((OoC: Reminder to peeps i entered the t shirt design contest, pleast go rate my designs! ))

[artdotjpeg]

Send me another artists URL and I’ll draw my muse in their style!!

((i know this is a thing but i cant find it so))

[askalphabro]

((OoC: yo so mun here, i hate spamming you guys but i need help. I havent been getting commissions lately, and im barely making income with my current job. My parents have been on my case constantly that i dont earn enough, and asking where my commissions are at. It would really be great if you could recommend me if you know anyone seeking commissions. 

And hey if you cant do that, please rate my homestuck design nicely: Team Alpha

The people who place in the contest earn cash rewards. I need money so my parents stop hounding me/yelling at me and so i can maybe finally buy an urn for my cats remains ((i hate seeing the bag sit on my table to remind me sadly tbh)). I dont have many rates so every little bit helps. 

If you have already rated the design, please please please reblog the design link on this blog. 

Spread the design, i honestly need to to earn money or soon i wont be able to do cool things like run sassy ass bro blogs for cool peeps. Thank you. )) 

[askalphabro]

is this kid even old enough to eat candy 

thanks for the chocolates kid

[nerdprincealec]

Since ratings start at midnight PST I decided to make a post to combine both of my designs for voting with links. So heres the two designs again! :D Links Below! 

Team Alpha

Bark Bark 

[nerdprincealec]

RATINGS ARE OPEN PLEASE GO RATE MY DESIGNS!!!!

[ask-egderp-and-coolkid]

((OoC: Reminder to peeps i entered the t shirt design contest, pleast go rate my designs! ))

[askalphabro]

nonbinarydavepeta said: do u want an honest answer because i dont think u do

are you doubting me 

i want you to lay down the most honest rhymes i have ever heard in the history of my existence

shit so honest that a damn nun would weep fucking holy water and throw a fucking party with barbiel as they ride the honesty train into the damn archive of truths

lay it on me

miramise said: I follow because it’s hard finding quality snark and sass. Cheap snark just doesn’t have the same strength.

you i like good on you

you know quality when you see it

beigeandgreen said: …who knows haha not me

that is a damn lie and you and i both know it 

[askalphabro]

so...how many of yall are just followin me for my ass

[nerdprincealec]

Hey so my work hours have been cut so badly that im not getting paid like anything. If anyone is looking for commissions can you please redirect them to me. Im in desperate need before otakon and my hours at work have been getting cut more and more since our pay was raised so im making less than i ever had :( 

Im gonna reblog my commission post in a second or you can ask me about commission prices if interested. 

[ask-egderp-and-coolkid]

((OoC: Reblogging this here cause i honestly need the money, my commission prices are located here: Price List

[askalphabro]

As I mentioned to dirkstri, it's a 3way blog ship: dirkstri/askalphabro/ask-the-strider-prince because of all the snark and sass.

Ooc: its a fucking strider sandwich with extra sass and probably alpha bro dying inside 

[askalphabro]

guess im stuck with this lil shit for a while

((OoC: I decided the 1000 follower even will be some quality time with baby dirk so enjoy it while it lasts! the event starts now! Thank you again! :D))

[askalphabro]

certifiedbrodigy get a load of this 

[certifiedbrodigy-blog]

goddammit why does everyone want your ass.

[askalphabro]

everyone knows quality when they see it 

[askalphabro]

asking-irony reblogged this fromaskalphabro and added:

you’re also a hottie but what ev

[askalphabro]

you should watch sayin that with your bro around dude 

[asking-irony-blog]

he would defiantly agree.

[askalphabro]

certifiedbrodigy get a load of this 

[askalphabro]

asking-irony reblogged this fromaskalphabro and added:

you’re also a hottie but what ev

you should watch sayin that with your bro around dude 

[askalphabro]

can i be cool too????

you cant ask to be cool dude you just be cool thats the strider way