pete

just call me pete

[certifiedcooldude]

making my intro, ONCE AGAIN. (cuz a certain SOMEBODY hacked my account)

hey! i’m pete! this is my blog!

i like talking, chatting, whatever! just interact with me, i’m a pretty cool dude!

(rp acc, if you can’t tell, heh heh)

[certifiedcooldude]

Hello, I'm going to nibble you to see if you're friendly. Do not resist.

*nips your cheek like a rabbit. It doesn't hurt.*

You taste like cinnamon and... Cheap cologne. Woah.

…?!!!???!!?

don’t nibble on me dude! euck—!!

[certifiedcooldude]

« -hi Pete... I'd like to ask you out! Uh wanna go on a date with me? I find your really cute and- uh just answer please! »

(ooc: I tend to get nervous asking anyone things help 😭)

um.. woah! uh.. YEAH! that’d be super awesome!!

…didn’t know so many girls were into me.. heh

i’m free uh.. almost this whole week! so you can come and find me..!

#anotherscoreforme!

[hopkins420]

how can you be so cool all of the time? like seriously man! give me some tips!

oh, y’know, its just natural. comes real easy to a guy like me. you just gotta be smart with the guys and smooth with the ladiesss ladies hit me up i’ll be here all night

i don’t know if you can be cooler… uhh.. maybe lose the pink shirt? it makes you look a little fruity. no offense, pete. you’re cool in my books tho

[certifiedcooldude]

dude! you don’t know how long i’ve been trying! i’ve been trying to save up for a new white shirt but my money keeps getting stolen.

i only have these stupid pink shirts. man, i don’t even like pink that much!

when i bought this shirt, it wasn’t even pink!!? it just came back like this.

i have been talking with tons of girls here on tumblr! they see that i’m that #certifiedcooldude😎

#ladiesmanpete #ilikeladiesok

[hopkins420]

you sure you like ladies?

at this point, you should just keep the pink. the color suits you, man! good luck with the girls. might have better luck with dudes.

[certifiedcooldude]

YES I LIKE GIRLS. IM SURE ABOUT THAT. stop asking weird questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[certifiedcooldude]

" You stole my lady .... Y'KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS ????? You better be careful , Pete .... I WILL have my revenge ..... "

— @hungrycaterpiillars

you’re to get revenge for what? a girl that rejected you?

grow up man! a no means NO, you creep!

#cruisingoffwithyalady

[hungrycaterpiillars]

" I'M NOT A CREEP ??? I just really like her !! "

[certifiedcooldude]

… well in that case..

..

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[certifiedcooldude]

" You stole my lady .... Y'KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS ????? You better be careful , Pete .... I WILL have my revenge ..... "

— @hungrycaterpiillars

you’re going to get revenge for what? a girl that rejected you?

grow up man! a no means NO, you creep!

#cruisingoffwithyalady

[certifiedcooldude]

Hello Pete, you are just so adorable!

Wanna go thrifting with me?

(Context Mari is 6 feet tall and she wears platforms)

@bullworthsdeliverygirl

um.. yeah.. sure..

only if we can meet in the cafeteria though. i don’t want to meet up with, some homeless person or something..

#whoareyou

(6 FEET TALL. JESUS! i wanna see her👀)

[hopkins420]

how can you be so cool all of the time? like seriously man! give me some tips!

oh, y’know, its just natural. comes real easy to a guy like me. you just gotta be smart with the guys and smooth with the ladiesss ladies hit me up i’ll be here all night

i don’t know if you can be cooler… uhh.. maybe lose the pink shirt? it makes you look a little fruity. no offense, pete. you’re cool in my books tho

[certifiedcooldude]

dude! you don’t know how long i’ve been trying! i’ve been trying to save up for a new white shirt but my money keeps getting stolen.

i only have these stupid pink shirts. man, i don’t even like pink that much!

when i bought this shirt, it wasn’t even pink!!? it just came back like this.

i have been talking with tons of girls here on tumblr! they see that i’m that #certifiedcooldude😎

#ladiesmanpete #ilikeladiesok

[certifiedcooldude]

Ooc: i love how mean you portray pete its so funny

(THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! 💝💝💝)

(i feel like pete would be pretty mean online… and prolly get his ass beat for it irl)

[certifiedcooldude]

ahem.. this is for you pooron, don't think i like you or anything...

..oh! heh—! thank you! woah.. you made these? you must be real talented then!

hope i dont get called a sissy for eating these, haha!

thank you so much!

[certifiedcooldude]

hi Pete will you accept this heart Lolipop and a kiss on the cheek

UM— YES? YEAH!

#somanygirlswantme #imfeelingMASCULINE

[certifiedcooldude]

Gary NEVER stops talking about you. Just by looking at you, I wouldn’t think you’re capable of whatever evils he says you are. You’re terribly non-threatening. What could you possibly have done to make him this angry?

- @pure-blue-blood

i…. didn’t know about this..?

what does he say about me? we’re kind of becoming friends again.. so.. i hope he’s less angry?

he talks about me all of the time..? wow. honestly, i thought he forgot about my existence for a while, but, i guess not..!

..i’m not sure if i’m happy or sad about this..

..maybe a bit of both?..

#hahadoyouguysknowthatsonggarycomehome

#thisishowifeelabouthim #maybeishouldpreformthisforhim? #hahajokes!

[certifiedcooldude]

I heard you like it better when people call you handsome. Would it help if i tell you i think you are? ♪

OH… HI LOLA! YES— yes, i uh, appreciate that very much! :’)).

wow.. i never thought a.. beautiful lady like yourself would tell me that.. heh.

i think you’re very pretty ma’am! very!

just… aren’t you with uh, Johnny? i don’t think you should.. err.. be saying this to me if you’re with him! (even though i really appreciate it! 😊)

#backinthegame?? #girlswantme?

#butdoiwantgirls..?

[certifiedcooldude]

You look stupid like my hamster…

#angry

well, i’ve been told before that i look like a hamster. or a little baby bear, haha, my grandma always calls me the stupidest names!

#imissmygranny #deadinapot #accidentlyletheurnfallovermydadsheadonetime #iunderstandwhytheydontwantmehome

[theprincessremy]

wip... idont know how to draw side views so shhhh...

[certifiedcooldude]

(pete has game???😳)

[certifiedcooldude]

Petey. Me and you should be friends again, when you get over this little rebellious phase

….

sure— i guess, if i can trust you.

(and if you stop this whole rivalry thing you have going on with jimmy!!)

i’d like to be friends, really. but.. DON’T stab me in the back, again, okay? just don’t be a backstabber! (or a big jerk!)

[bullworthsheadboy]

Oh Petey don't be naive, We've be friends for years..before Jimmy came along. You know me, You can trust me!

Yeah, yeah, whatever I won't 'backstab' you. You have nothing I want anyways

[certifiedcooldude]

… okay. sure. deal! we’ll be friends! maybe you and Jimmy can even.. become friendly with each other again? (if you two talk it out..?)

but nevertheless, this is cool! i’m happy that we’re friends again Gary! very happy actually! :’))

#AWESOME!

[bullworthsheadboy]

Maybe you should sit me and Jimmy down and mediate out conversation so he doesn't kill me or something.

[certifiedcooldude]

i’ve talked to Jimmy, i think he’s down!

@hopkins420

how about you two talk things out? huh?

#BESTFRIENDSFOREVER #IMSOHAPPY

[certifiedcooldude]

... uuhh hey pooron just wanted to know if you wanted to go on a date with me

UH? OHHUQN E EUDH. UH YEAH SURE YEAH