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Victor Rookwood: Merlin's sake, Ranrok, would you hurry it up!
Ranrok: *Purring smugly* Patience, Victor...
Ranrok gives Victor a taste of his own medicine. The dark wizard quickly learns that when it comes to being a tease, Ranrok can certainly give as good as he gets.
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Finally managed to finish this batch up, this side of Xmas - wooooo I have achieved! ✊️
The full NSFW images can be found via the link below the cut:
Long awaited, now it's finally here 🙂↕️ better late than never, right? Since you've already got a very small insight into the chapter, I'll not post an excerpt this time. Roughly 60k words await you over on Ao3 in this chapter 🥰✨️
I have not updated Intertwined since May 💀 wtf time surely flies ...
Well, then I'm happy to announce that I'm roughly 75% finished with polishing chapter 15! You'll have to hold out till November though since I have a Halloween party coming which needs my attention first. But! After that, I'll sit my arse down and finish this one, promise!
And since waiting is hard work, here's a little snack in the meantime 😌🫴🥧
"Chin up, mooncalf. How else would you bear witness to Ranrok almost falling over himself to compliment you, hm?” Eglaff chipped in, with an audible grin in his voice.
Reva snorted. The picture alone was funny and basically what she envisioned before. Wield her beauty like a blade, and not be burdened by shame of what judgement others cast. If only it was this easy to put it into motion and ignore how wobbly her knees were.
“Oh, he’s gonna compliment you, alright! Come up with lengthy poems comparing your beauty to the twinkling of uncovered geodes in darkest caves or something, too.” Gorn threw in for good measure.
“Aye, what sweet-talking suddenly comes from the very goblin who forgot the definition of dichotomy just yesterday.”
“And you talk an awful lot of shit for someone who lost against me yesterday!”
“Arm-wrestling,” Larnok clarified for Reva’s sake. “They simply won’t stop squabbling over who’s strongest.”
Allor loudly complained how even someone like Gorn would lose against a goblin named Furkas, if he had the confidence to challenge him in the first place – essentially calling the other a coward and receiving a smack on the arm for that. And while the two behind her fell back to into pinching the other and throwing insults Eglaff snapped his fingers in the shorter goblin’s direction to get his attention. “Peptalk Larnok, c’mon, join in. Think of something clever.”
“Oh- um.” Put on the spot, he noticeably shrunk a bit, fingering around his crossbow while thinking. “Erm- … ////// is really your colour?”
Eglaff’s head whipped towards Larnok. He was squinting. “Seriously?”
“What?” snapped the short goblin. “It does go well with her eyes!”
Eglaff looked over his shoulder to check. Had he seriously not noticed her eye colour before? “Oh never mind. Good job >>bite-size<<.”
[...]
Despite her aversion to the cell, Reva was actually glad to see her bed. The mattress called her sweetly and promised a nice, peaceful nap to get rid of the lingering nausea and dizziness as well as the depressive thoughts clinging to her shoulders after her discussion with Ranrok.
But once she approached the bedframe did a lump under the two blankets catch her eye. A hard edge of something was peeking out from under her pillow.
“What’s this?” Reva cautiously asked.
“Go on, look for yourself,” came Eglaff’s reply while he fastened her chain onto the wall; meanwhile Allor and Gorn leaned against the doorframe on opposite sides.
“Oh, isn’t that the-.”
“Don’t spoil the surprise Allor!” Gorn whacked the other goblin’s shoulder.
[...]
Anna always wondered how famous people acquired their unusual name appendixes, if they chose them themselves or if they were distributed once mentioned people died … and if she somehow got famous for anything (hopefully for the discovery of some difficult and rare potion) what people would call her by. Hopefully, nothing insulting like Anna the Awkward … Anna the always-clumsy …
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That's it for a midnight snack, you'll have to read the rest once I update. Until then <3
At long last I have finally reached my most anticipated and beloved scene - Ranrok and Victor's date night <3 *Happy sobbing* Without further ado, I present the glorious, fully detailed screenshots enshrining this romantic moment between my beloved, dysfunctional couple 🖤🥀
You managed to give Ranrok other clothes beside his intimidating armour and absolutely snazzy tabard 🤯
Marvellous. Absolutely stunning 👏 look at him rocking that typical-red Loyalist ensemble with the cape and full on gauntlets on both hands 😌 looking like a snack.
Also, Lodgok's expressions on his brother's face 🥺🥺 who knew Ranrok can wear them so well
✨️The Mad & Magical Adventures of Ranrok & Victor Rookwood✨️
PRESENTED BY YOURS TRULY - VOLUME VI
The very best way to start your day after groggily hauling your ass outta bed, is getting mfkin' jump scared by an exploding guidebook, unhelpfully yeeted at your feet by a smug-ass Weasley
A disgruntled Ranrok being grumpy at Victor over having to spend time in close proximity with sniveling wizard children. Ranrok's sour mood swiftly improves the second he learns from Victor that his first class deals with combat.
Victor Rookwood: Remember, my bloodthirsty, little tyrant, that you are 'duelling' your classmates. NOT maiming them.
Ranrok: Semantics, Victor.
Just look at that psychotic little smile he's wearing <3 I daresay that this is officially his favourite class. It's not every day he's given a free hall pass to publicly traumatise human children after all 🤭
Short King beating up his fellow students and enjoying it far too much (Victor is too going by that enthusiastic applause)
Short King looking so adorably pleased with himself after a satisfying round of humbling wizard brats
Seb's a good sport though, so Ranrok gives him some tips in exchange for an exclusive invitation offering more maiming duelling opportunities
Short King meets polite, respectful (she calls him Sir) and well mannered, fellow newcomer, Natty. She's pleasantly surprised and excited to have a goblin classmate, and he's pleasantly surprised to encounter a wizard child he doesn't immediately want to maim
They are now BFFs. 🤝
Ranrok: I was not aware Hogwarts had jesters in their employ. This one is rather amusing, don't you think, Natsai?
Natty: *Giggle-snorts* Ah… Actually Ranrok Sir, that would be our Charms Professor.
Ranrok: *Bombastic side eye* You cannot be serious.
The court-jester-professor in question doing his very best impression of the famous "Muggle Chicken Dance"... that or having a stroke 🤔
The next class challenge has Ranrok sporting his delightful, psychotic little smile again upon learning that he will be facing off against his new BFF Natty
Short King Ranrok reassuring Natty he'll go easy on her because she has shown such lovely manners, and is a model for all wizard children to follow
Our couple spending some romatic quality time together by setting some students on fire in Crossed Wands <3 🥀
FLOO LADY: "YoU CAn'T imAgINe hOw inConvEnIEnt-"
Victor Rookwood: SILENCIO!!!
Ranrok: *Questioning grunt and side eye*
Victor Rookwood: *Adjusting his top hat* Trust me, after you've experienced a few floo travels yourself, Ranrok, you'd do the very same."
Ranrok: Hmn. I see... Well, in that case why wait. BOMBADA!
Victor Rookwood: *After a pause* Have I told you lately how much I love you?
Ranrok: *Turning expectantly* Hmmn... Not nearly enough actually.
Lookit them having a little race between them as they galivant off to Hogsmede #cute couple goals
... The loser has to help Zenobia find her damn gobstones 💀
Victor helpfully pointing out to Ranrok, the local, homeless-looking drunk to avoid as they make their way along to collect Ranrok's VERY OWN ✨️WAND✨️
Suffice to say, going by that show of teeth, our Short King is positively DELIGHTED.
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Bonus photoshoots of Ranrok being possessed by heavy contemplation over murder and a blazing rebellion his lovely first class at Hogwarts 💀🔪
The face you make when plotting revenge and raising a bloodthirsty rebellion against wizardkind harmlessly going about your day peacefully day dreaming harmless things... Yes 👀
✨️The Mad & Magical Adventures of Ranrok & Victor Rookwood✨️
PRESENTED BY YOURS TRULY - VOLUME V
Our handsome pair return to Slytherin 🐍 - but not before a little bit of bonding over bullying this random kid on his dumbass play in Wizard's chess
Find you a love that looks at you adoringly like Victor does his Short King <3
Victor Rookwood officially finishes up their grand tour and welcoming Short King into Slytherin. He also has to break the unfortunate news to Ranrok, that Slytherin does not have it's own "secret snack room-hideout". Ranrok is NOT A HAPPY GOBLIN 💢
The many stages of emotions Short King goes through upon learning that he is to stay in a sweet treat desert - UNACCEPTABLE - before huffing and grumpily storming off "calmly" finding a quiet spot to brood 😤
Short King returns to grouse brood by the fireplace - a favourite pastime (besides snuggling with Victor when not pissed off at his dark wizard 😏)
Ranrok being broody and ✨️majestical✨️ ~ 🫦
Like a Niffler honing in on gold, Ranrok zeroes in on a batch of sweet treats 🍰
Some light reading before bed, now that he's a few degrees less grumpy after getting his sugar hit
Daddy Rookwood has secured them a private room, after a bit of extortion persuasion and citing "Chosen One™ and his Husband" privileges, and comes to collect his goblin tyrant, and retire for the evening
Even right before bed, no sweet treat is safe from the Short King, much to Victor's exasperation 🤭
Victor Rookwood: Come now, Ranrok, you've not long recovered from your last sugar coma. Must you really have more?
Ranrok: *hisses viciously*
✨️The Mad & Magical Adventures of Ranrok & Victor Rookwood✨️
PRESENTED BY YOURS TRULY - VOLUME IV
Clearly Short King's childhood joy over dragons hasn't diminished - look at that ADORABLE little smile <3 🥺
Ranrok about to casually mop the board with these Hufflepuffs in a strategic game of Wizard's Chess
Much like with gold and hidden treasures, Goblins have a knack for uncovering secrets, and no secret or sweet treat is safe from Ranrok's shrewd gaze
Just a snacc eating a snack 😏
In a sugar coma from all those sweet treats - who knew someone so grumpy had such a sweet tooth 🤭 He's gone so long, Daddy Rookwood gets concerned and comes to investigate 🎩🖤
Victor Rookwood: Might that be solid gold, Ranrok?
Ranrok: Nevermind the badger, Victor, you must sample the delicacies hidden in this room! The pink ones are especially delectable!
Short King's been at Hogwarts for all of 5 minutes but it might be safe to say this is now his favourite room in the castle 🤭
It was at this moment, that Victor Rookwood realised he'd seriously underestimated Ranrok's addiction appetite for sugary treats and confectionaries 👁👁
Victor interrupts Short King's sugar binge, and moves his begrudging goblin warlord onto their next stop - Ravenclaw
Tonight Victor Rookwood decides that children should be neither seen nor heard, and partakes in tormenting some students for old times' sake 💣💥
Short King pouting preciously by the fireplace, still miffed over Victor denying him sweet treats 😤
The ambience in Ravenclaw is giving all the ROMANTIC VIBES 🌹
*Feral screeching* Lookit this HANDSOME GOBLIN KING gazing fondly at his dark wizard hubby <3 🥺
Awwww that smile 🥰🥺 we don't see him smiling often (and never soft and warm), so seeing short king be this full of mirth and happiness warms my heart 🙂↕️
But also! Him crossing his arms! Him looking distraught! Ranrok challenging you to wizard chess! Delightful pictures you've taken there
😳😳 delightful kissing, in front of a roaring inferno (possible burning wizard settlement in the distance) with this cute goblin? And they say romance is dead 😘🥀
✨️The Mad & Magical Adventures of Ranrok & Victor Rookwood✨️
PRESENTED BY YOURS TRULY - VOLUME III
Turns out our dysfunctional couple were expected! Short King unhappily learns that ✨️DESTINY✨️ is dragging enrolling his grumpy ass into Hogwarts (as their very first Goblin student no less) in order to master ancient magic and his "Chosen One™" powers
Victor Rookwood couldn't be more THRILLED to be married to destiny's "Chosen One™" and is eager for his little tyrant to master all this ancient magic business. Victor ensures Ranrok is made immaculate and pristine for his sorting ceremony - only the very best for his Short King <3
Victor is SO PROUD that Short King was sorted into the very same house he was, that he yeeted Weasley the fuck outta the way to give Ranrok the grand tour himself <3
Ranrok spots the gleam in Victor's eye which usually heralds a mischievous scheme...
... and Victor's indeed schemed up a scheme alright. Why retire so early for the night when there's the other houses they can run amok in? A weary (but secretly curious) Short King yields - Ranrok knows from experience that Victor's impossible to dissuade when he's in an impish mood
The Lord and Lady of Game Physics just casually giving us a cheeky little Revelio of Victor's glorious booty 😏 And being a goblin with impeccable taste, Ranrok wastes no time seizing the opportunity to admire the generous view unexpectedly bestowed upon him 🎩🖤
Of course Daddy Victor Rookwood, first of his name, master of patricide 🤫, and criminal kingpin of the infamous Rookwood Gang, knows how to infiltrate all the other houses so that he can gleefully unleash his little goblin tyrant on the unsuspecting masses inside
Ranrok casually placing bets with himself on whether that human-child is about to cartwheel herself off the ledge and break her neck 🤔
Ranrok being mildly entertained by the local wildlife
Gryffindor and the castle itself is his to freely roam since jurisdictions don't apply to the Short King 👑
A righteous Short King determining if he needs to liberate more stolen goblin silver for Goblinkind from sticky, wizard fingers ⚔️
Nellie Oggspire: NoT enOUgh mEat in A carRIAagE
Guuurl go take that to the poor and very dead, dragon snack Osric LOL
Short King has a penchant for dramatic brooding, and perfecting his smoulder in front of roaring fireplaces 🫦
✨️The Mad & Magical Adventures of Ranrok & Victor Rookwood✨️
PRESENTED BY YOURS TRULY - VOLUME II
A rampaging war troll ain't got shit on Short King going 💢BEAST MODE💢 after being forcibly separated from his man 🎩
Ranrok doesn't trust these sussy magical-destiny sparkles, or this sussy magical-destiny door - but finding his Victor is PARAMOUNT
An unimpressed Short King investigating this sussy, bird-bath-looking pensieve
Despite looking both pissed off and like he's just been caught ass-deep in something incriminating - Short King is RELIEVED to be reunited with his handsome, dark wizard bad boy 🎩🖤
They've both just learnt that Ranrok is the prophesied "Chosen One™". Victor. Is. THRILLED! Short King less so - poor goblin just wanted to get on quietly with his damn honeymoon 🥺
Look at Short King being all ferally protective over his man <3
This imperious, little-shit (but low key kinda hot 👀) upstart, Grodbik wants to steal Ranrok's "Chosen One™" title and powers for his "Nefarious Purposes™"
Being "The Chosen One™" means that destiny itself is commanded to intervene and manifest a distraction right out of its ass, so that our beloved newly weds can make a safe getaway <3
Reeling from their narrow escape and frantically checking that the other is unharmed...
... before falling into a squabble sesh over where in Merlin's-decrepit-ass-cheeks are they?!
"All roads lead to Hogsmeade Hogwarts" - Some Kid, Somewhere for the Thousandth Time FFS
The chokehold this goblin has on me, I'll never recover from smugly grinning Ranrok showcasing his superior sword skills for our amusement. Shirtless. 🥵🥴Those arms of his *swoons*.
You have no idea how extremely happy it makes me to see that this immaculate beefcake the same little moments with Ranrok bring joy to all of us, no matter what form they take <3
Your art is a delicious, mouth-watering treat, as always! 😫🖤
