Major Danger

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It is weird that my favorite part of boobs it the cleavage?

Not the feel or size, though that can be nice. I like the cleavage. Doesn't even have to be that pushed together cleavage either.

I don't know, I just like it but every time I look at a woman's cleavage I feel no better than a man.

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Just came to terms with the fact that I hate my older brother who sexual abused me when we were kids.

Worst part is I can't express this to anyone because 1) my family already knows about the SA but acts like nothing happened, 2) I didn't press chargers 'cause I had no evidence, and 3) my brother is gay and getting married to a man so no one would believe me anyway :]

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In spirit? I'm a muncher.

In practice? I don't want to have anything to do with someone's actual genitals.

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You know, something I find interesting is that in the latest upload, Sophie gives Jack a drawing of him with a gun and dead rabbit in hand and a dead deer in the background.

I find that Jack holding a dead rabbit interesting, considering we get the whole "The rabbit is starving" thing in the second upload and we know Susan Woodings is inside Banny, the first victim of Bon (the animatronic), someone who knew about Felix's drinking problem, and that the Rocket doll was in Bon's Burgers.

Just something I noticed and found interesting.

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Alice in Wonderland but it was actually just the backrooms.

Like, her falling down the hole in the tree? It was a Null Zone.

The freak ass stuff she saw? The backrooms twisting the stuff around the Null Zone.

The White Rabbit would be harder to explain away, along with the talking animals, but maybe a puppeteer had spent a lot of time around the Null Zone and the backrooms just assumed the animals puppets were living things.

And since Alice spends a lot of time in Wonderland-Backrooms, it eventually makes a Still Life of her that's fairly accurate, but just wrong enough that it triggers uncanny valley.

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Okay, Backrooms (2026) was actually really good.

Like, I knew it was going to be good since Kane was so involved with it being made, but that shit was SCRUMPTIOUS.

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Saw a Frank and Peter compilation on TikTok from the new movie, and I just gotta say...

I love that Frank calls Peter "daffodil."

IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!

Sure, they have a more sibling relationship, but I feel like that was a little bit of Dad-Frank coming out there.

Plus, little fact, daffodils symbolize new beginnings, rebirth, and hope, and they're one of the first flowers to bloom after winter.

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Frank x Matt age-gap, but Matt's the older one :>

Matt feeling like gross old man for wanting someone younger than him—and (depending on if it's not an AU) a mass murderer.

Frank, meanwhile, is just having a sexuality crisis because he thought he was straight? But then he saw Matt at the gym, or maybe at a bar with Foggy, or maybe even just running into him as Daredevil. No matter the how, Frank keeps having wet dreams about him.

Matt starts going to confession twice as often.

Frank starts actively trying to run into Matt.

Matt is the bottom, of course, and their first time together is Frank just trying to praise Matt into knowing how he feels is okay while slowly fucking him :]

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It seems like the fandom likes him, but I just. Don't see the appeal? Like yeah, his backstory is sad and whatnot, and I like sad backstories and character who aren't all sunshine and rainbows, BUT...

I think I just don't like how manipulative he is? He's interesting, don't get me wrong, but I just don't like his two-faced nature. Even with his own team, where he seems to act like his "real self", he still rubs me the wrong way...

I don't know, maybe other people feel the same way about his character? I don't know if he changes or what in the manga, I've only watched the anime. Maybe other people can better explain or understand why I'm just not invested in his character.

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Guys, the watch is supposed to be gold.

THE WATCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE GOLD???

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I love cowboys and their slutty little waists

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Ford has beef with the Smurfs.

He's frustrated they keep running from him when he's trying to study them, and they all DESPISE that he's actually smart (unlike Gargamel).

The only one that likes Ford is Vain Smurf.

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Engie, Scout, and Soldier.

Call it "All American Sandwich."

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In case anyone wanted to know the EPIC kill count (at least for the antagonists)...

600 men to start

Original tale has Polyphemus killing six men

Polyphemus: Polites definitely dies

Ruthlessness: 43 left under your command

Circe: One drunk man falls off the roof

Underworld: 558 men, who died under your command

Scylla: Eurylochus, light up six torches

Polyphemus: 6 — 594 left

Posidon: 551 — 43 left

Circe: 1 — 42 left

Underworld: 558 — 42 left

Scylla: 6 — 36 left

Zeus: 36

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Hey, just a reminder that EPIC's "waiting" motif starts in "Full Speed Ahead" :)

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Mimic boots for D&D.

You have a pair of mimics be your shoes and when you kick someone, there's a chance your boots will bite them.

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Anyone else thought Envy was a lady the first time they watched FMA, or after seeing a picture of Envy after a long time?

I don't know why, but they always screamed "woman" to me despite very clearly having a man chest.

Like this:

I'm sorry but that's a motherfucking woman to me.

And this:

That's a strong bitchy woman.

Either way, I always mistake Envy for a lady, and then someone refers to them with he/him pronouns and I'm like "That's a guy? Thought it was a girl."

I guess I also thought Envy was a woman because in their first appearance, they say something along the lines of choosing a "cuter" appearance this time (something like "How about something cuter this time?"), so I guess I heard "cuter", saw Envy, and was like "Yep, that's a woman."