Disney Villain Song Starters
“But thick as you are, pay attention!”
“So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news!”
“A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer.”
“I know it sounds sordid, but you’ll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues.”
“No, fool, we’re gonna kill him.”
“You won’t get a sniff without me!”
“Be prepared for the coup of the century!”
“You know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue, I am justly proud.”
“Like fire, Hellfire, this fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin.”
“It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!”
“It’s not my fault that in God’s plan he made the Devil so much stronger than a man!”
“Or else let her be mine and mine alone.”
“Choose me or your pyre. Be mine or you will burn.”
“Don’t you disrespect me, little man!”
“You’re in my world now, not your world, and I’ve got friends on the other side.”
“If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please.”
“I can read your future. I can change it around some, too.”
“I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain’t even tried!”
“Take a little trip into your future with me.”
“But in your future, the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be.”
“Shake my hand. Come on, won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?”
“I hope you’re satisfied. But if you ain’t, don’t blame me!”
“You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had!”
“You’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways, repented, seen the light, and made a switch. True? Yes!”
“Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need.”
“Now it’s happened once or twice, someone couldn’t pay the price, and I’m afraid I’ve had to rake ‘em ‘cross the coals.”
“On the whole I’ve been a saint to those poor unfortunate souls.”
“And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?”
“Come on you poor unfortunate soul! Go ahead! Make your choice!”
“I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day. It won’t cost much!”
“If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll.”
“Take a gulp and take a breath, and go ahead and sign the scroll!”
“Read my lips and come to grips with reality!”
“Yes, meet a blast from your past whose lies were too good to last.”
“Look at you, as fragile as a flower. Still a little sapling, just a sprout.”
“Guess I always this day was coming. Knew that soon you’d want to leave the nest.”
“Trust me, pet. Mother knows best.”
“One way or another, something will go wrong, I swear!”
“On your own, you won’t survive. Sloppy, underdressed, immature, clumsy, please! They’ll eat you up alive!”
“Don’t ever ask to leave this tower again.”
“Don’t forget it, you’ll regret it.”
“Likes you? Please, that’s demented!”
“This whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.”
“Why would he like you? Come on, really?”
“This is why he’s here! Don’t let him deceive you!”
“Trust me, my dear, that’s how fast he’ll leave you! I won’t say I told you so!”
“Go and put him to the test.”
“If he’s lying, don’t come crying!”
“So that’s been your plan? To force me back in a cage?”
“Gee, thanks for coming up to see the place, and showing off your mastery of tact and grace.”
“There it is! The door you love to slam in my face!”
“Kick me out if you want, but I’m the only one who is not 100% convinced the prophecy’s you!”
“You can think whatever you want cause I don’t care.”
“You’re a fool who married a stranger!”
“Life’s too short to listen to a reckless fool who only ever sees the things she wants to see!”
“You have no idea what I’ve been through, because of you!”
“Life’s too short to even have you in it!”
“My earlier crimes were fine for their times.”
“Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?”
“All will bow before me!”
“I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”