[bunbijou]

你知道我不得不对他们这样做

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[zanillani]

Where’s Wendy Wu when we need her

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey

[the-dying-world-deactivated2021]

is there something you want to say, fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

hehe!! …

[professional-moron]

You can do this! Come on!

[i-am-a-fish]

t !!!!

[swap-my-fears-for-yours]

You’re doing great sweetie, keep going

[i-am-a-fish]

t….. hehe!!!! ….

TIDDY!!!!!!!!

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

[pixel-pardee]

I need to get laid but my heart also needs to get laid ya know

[velvetandcelluloid]

depression: i want to die

anxiety: but what if you die

me:

[corredordelaberintos]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[unclefather]

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[teathattast]

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[last-2-laugh]

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming