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[cg-sir-pentious]

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Greetings, everyone…!!!

Pentiousss here, at your service! Or Pen, Penny, Papa, whatever you want to call me…!

I am here to carry out my dutiess as a caregiver and a friend for you all! Please do not be alarmed by my startling appearance— I mean no harm to any of you!!

If you ever need anything, I would be honored to assist! The ask box is always open to anyone who wants to chat! I promissse I do not bite…!

Without further ado, I hereby officially welcome you to my magnificent little army!!! (Hah! See what I did there? Little army? Okay. Anywaysss…) 🐍

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Quick Information!

-> I am a flip! Not small on here often, however…

-> I use he/him pronouns! I am okay with masculine, neutral, and feminine terms!

-> I am not very resssponsible… Sorry in advance! Because sorry does exissst, do not let them tell you I have said otherwissse…

-> Timezone: CDT 🎩 (I, however, am chronically awake, so I will probably be up late at night)

-> Royal Knight Title: Sir Princess Mary Poppins Lieutenant Sir Silly Chicken Artichoke Banana Man (Many Times) Pentos Snake The Third

-> You are worth every Penny! See what I did there? Okay, okay, I am leaving now…

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DNI: NSFW, anti-agere, anti-petre, homophobic/transphobic, etc. (you are public enemy number one…!)

That iss all for now… please do have fun!! I am looking forward to meeting you all…!!!

<3

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[cg-sir-pentious]

Hey papa pen! It’s been a while! I hopes you’ve been super good! Have you been able to have lots of fun’s lately?

I don’t remember! But I had fun today :] How about you?

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hi Pentious! How are you doing? And out of curiosity, do you have any dream machines you would like to make one day? 💛💕🐍

I’m actually doing somewhat well…! Sort of! How are you?

And ummmm! Dream machinesss, hm. Maybe a drone! Or a helicopter! Or a submarine, or a satellite… A satellite would be cool!

[cg-sir-pentious]

I bacc papa

~🫧

- @bubble-baby-boy

Welcome back!

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hi pen pen(🎧)

Heeelowf!

[littlebunbun8]

It's been a while since I been here hehe

[cg-sir-pentious]

Fair! Itts kind of likeee a quiett littlr town here nowadayssss

[littlebunbun8]

Yeah it is that's part of why I stopped being here seemed like everyone was gone/leaving

[cg-sir-pentious]

Yessss thatss pretty much what happened I think… honessstly not too sure what I am still ddoing here half the time

[littlebunbun8]

Fair

Hugs?

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hugsss!

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hi pen pen(🎧)

Heeelowf!

[littlebunbun8]

It's been a while since I been here hehe

[cg-sir-pentious]

Fair! Itts kind of likeee a quiett littlr town here nowadayssss

[littlebunbun8]

Yeah it is that's part of why I stopped being here seemed like everyone was gone/leaving

[cg-sir-pentious]

Yessss thatss pretty much what happened I think… honessstly not too sure what I am still ddoing here half the time

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hi pen pen(🎧)

Heeelowf!

[littlebunbun8]

It's been a while since I been here hehe

[cg-sir-pentious]

Fair! Itts kind of likeee a quiett littlr town here nowadayssss

[cg-sir-pentious]

Hi pen pen(🎧)

Heeelowf!

[cg-sir-pentious]

*clears throat* These Elysian Nights alone in the golden Skies lost in a memory of how it used to Be when it was only you and Me and our old petty Slights i found home in those messy Fights somehow, I couldn't see through the cloud of debris At the scene of the Crime they say time heals all Wounds but the wounds are what I miss 'Cause every brush with Death meant much more than a Kiss can you hear me Calling from way the fuck down here?Those golden days of Brawl were the best of all my yearsI'm bored as fuck without You are you bored without me too?I'm longing for just one night More of beating the piss out of you Turf war! What's the score?How the hell'd she get on board?Egg Boiz, kill that Vandal hope you like your minions Scrambled oh, shit! Get lit Get your punk-ass off my Ship if you say so, gotta Go oh my God, it's gonna Blow another exciting Sin City nightbThis Sheila's blasting your ass Away glorious bloodshed under neon Lights i will destroy you at Last they say time heals all Wounds but the wounds are what I Miss and every brush with Death meant much more than a Kiss can you feel me falling?Though I don't know if it's love (could this be love?)The cuts are healed and Scarring but I still taste the blood (I still taste your blood)I know I tried to kill You and you tried to kill me Too you blew a hole right through my Soul while I was beating the piss out of You beating the piss out of you (it took so long to write this♥️)

Yesss, wow… thank you…! Amazing…!! But thisss is sort of…! Weirdly embarrassing! For some reassson

[cg-sir-pentious]

Papa!! I just got a job workin in a lab!! I only started a few days ago, but I luv it!! It's my first real job, I feel like such a big girl now! Imma be a scientist like you, Papa!!

-🐉Glory

EEEE THAT IS AWESSSSOME!!!! I am so very proud of you!!!! That soundsss incredibly exciting… Great job!!!

[cg-sir-pentious]

PAPA is colldddd :((

🧸❤️‍🩹

Yessss, papa isss cold

[cg-sir-pentious]

Stay warm wherever you are Sir pen! Tis cold even here where I live and i live in the south on earth!]

Oh, I am truly trying my besssst…

[cg-sir-pentious]

HUGS!! :D

HUGSZSSSSS

[cg-sir-pentious]

has anyone told you that we love you? cuz we do!!

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[cg-sir-pentious]

Haihai Penpen! Hopes you ish having an amazing day and are relaxing and stuffs! Did you has a good Christmas?

Helloo! I amm trying to relax, yessss! I suppose? It has been a fine day, I think!

And hahaa, I didn’t celebrate it thissss year… But maybe next time! What about yourrr Christmasss?

[cg-sir-pentious]

Im helping my friends make a musical! Isn't that cool? :)

That iss cool!! I love musicals!!! What kind is it?

[cg-sir-pentious]

pen! :D

Hi!