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[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[henryscavills]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999), dir. Gil Junger

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[gameraboy]

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

[ultraswam]

A real ride or die.

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[dogpuppy]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, and Damian all get deaged and it’s a nightmare.

Dick is deaged to a point where he’s Robin with Batman, and luckily he remembers that. Unfortunately, he’s not thrilled by the idea that he gets siblings in the future. Therefore he hates everyone else’s guts.

Jason and Tim aren’t Robin yet and really want to go home to their parents. So Bruce is left with a dilemma of either telling them their parents are dead or letting them think that Bruce Wayne kidnapped them.

While Jason is not happy with that, Tim is awestruck. At this point he does know Bruce’s really identity along with Dicks, so he’s following Dick around like a lost duckling. Like I said, Dick hates Tim and just wants him gone and purposefully hides from Tim to be mean.

Cass. Poor Cass gets accidentally forgotten about in the chaos. She fully trained to blend in and not be seen or heard. She won’t do anything unless given permission, not even move. Bruce tries to get her to play, but she mostly just holds toys or does very basic things with them.

Damian is just a baby, but he’s so so clingy. Which doesn’t mesh well with Dick also being possessive over Bruce. Damian will cry if he is put down and will fuss if he’s in anyone else’s arms other than Bruce’s. This makes dealing with the others extremely hard.

Bruce tries his hardest but he’s so ready for his real kids back 2 days in.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[moninils]

And all of this at once.

[teaboot]

"full contact twister" sounds like the boss wanted to watch all y'all fuck

no she said "make us win at all costs" and "hipcheck her"

[wild-giggle]

I need to make a collection of really good teaboot quotes and this would be the top of the page

[andmaybegayer]

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

[andmaybegayer]

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

[girlishgamine]

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

Deceptive Patterns (aka Dark Patterns) - spreading awareness since 2010

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

[ralfmaximus]

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

[dailymanners]

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings