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[rekhaa]

what the actual fuck

[greater-than-the-sword]

This kind of thing wouldn't be socially acceptable to do with photoshop and all of a sudden people think this is okay?

[jeyneofpoole]

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

[jeyneofpoole]

someone tagged this for that fucking idiot pirate show. not black sails the bad one. does polar exploration mean NOTHING to you people???? i’m in hell

[jeyneofpoole]

please do not derail

[terrorheritageposts]

Polar Exploration Heritage Post

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[valtsv]

how’d you survive your autopsy 👀

badly.

[thoughtcascades]

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[godlessondheimite]

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[sandmandaddy69]

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[autocrats-in-love]

Prompt (702)

The villain frowned at the slip of paper in their hand. "Is this. . ."

"My phone number," the hero said, clearing their throat. "For contacting me. If you need help completing your assignment."

The villain felt a deep blush spread up their neck as they tried to memorize the digits. "Oh, yeah. Uh, of course."

[maedaeme]

god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)

[maedaeme]

i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant

[cuillere]

Here are a few things to try in these cases. They sometimes work, sometimes not.

- say outloud that you want to do differently but are stuck

- count from 5 to zero with the express objective of starting when you get to zero

- tell someone about the thing you want to do and get them to ask about it and how it’s going

- ask someone about doing THE THING “with them” while they do their own thing (with them can be in the same room, while on the phone together, in the same written discussion…)

Hope this helps you doing the thing(s).

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh