Weeheh

15/intp DA: http://chadyr.deviantart.com/

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[earthdad]

*in the middle of having sex*

me: whats your favorite meme?

you: what?

me: SAY IT

you: Pepe….

me: *cums* haha same

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[thursday]

[aureat]

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im screaming

[workinonthephones-deactivated20]

Who made this

[ineffablyserpentine]

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

[tardis-mind-palace]

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

[2k0]

get out

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[lastsundaynight]

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.

[sadisticmagidan]

BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

[aphotyc-shades-deactivated20131]

fuck this place in particular 

[libutron]

Coastal Taipan - Oxyuranus scutellatus

The Coastal Taipan, Oxyuranus scutellatus (Elapidae) is considered to be one of the most venomous species in the world. It is commonly about 1.5-2 m long, but can grow to 3m. Sporting a slender light to dark brown body, and a cream/yellow belly with pink or orange flecks, the snake’s head is often a lighter brown than its body.

Native to Australia and Papua New Guinea, the Coastal Taipan can be found in forests, heaths and grassy beach dunes, and also in cane fields. 

Venom of the Coastal Taipan is neurotoxic and causes the paralysis of peripheral skeletal and autonomic nerve terminals in envenomated subjects.

References: [1] - [2] - [3]

Photo credit: ©Chris Hay | Locality: northern Queensland, Australia (2014)

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[drunkpalebitch]

Snapchat- @cathal1999 Insta- @da.rk

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[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Unknown

[jemzzy]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

You’re scared of the way I make you feel because you don’t want to feel anything.

Maya Banks, Sweet Temptation (via adderalldust)