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Madison 23|♀| ♈ INFP She/Her Just a Pipe-cleaner with Eyes

[alphacrone]

not a single person is allowed to tell me it’s ToO eArLy FoR hAlLoWeEn StUfF this year. i deserve this. we deserve this. now shut up and pass me that skeleton. 

[shingojira]

(x)

[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

[redpandarascal]

If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

[redpandarascal]

this goes for if you see anything promoting the Shen Yun dance troup. That is a recruiting point for a cult called Falun Gong.

same goes for if you see anything promoting Mormonism or Scientology, although I haven’t seen materials for those things personally, I’m sure they exist

If you are invited to a Christian group that “doesn’t have a name”, something that holds meeting for outsiders in rec centers, “special meetings”- that’s a cult that is know to members only as “The Truth”, but is on Wikipedia as “two by twos”. Please reach out to me if you or anyone you love has been contacted by this group.

Institutions of abuse are everywhere. Do everything within your power to stop them whenever you see an opportunity. If you see a sign in your rec center that’s some sort of open call to a Christian church meeting but doesn’t have any real info on the church, maybe let me know. Don’t call the number, I can call the number. If you feel the need to do research on your own, all you need to check is whether they refuse to give you a straight answer about the name.

[redpandarascal]

oh yeah, if you want context for “The Truth” being something I’m talking about that you have certainly never heard of, where I’m getting this information- the source is that I was raised in this cult. I know it sounds, almost fake or something, but it isn’t.

[redpandarascal]

just want to say it’s decent as fuck of y’all to reblog this. it’s hard for me to talk about this stuff and harder if I feel like no one is listening. Thank you all for making me feel like someone hears this stuff sometimes.

[husband]

shut the hell up and think about rubber ducky isopods

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[blackinmotionpictures]

“I started out as a writer and a director. I started acting because I wanted to know how to relate to the actors. When people ask me what I do, I don’t really say that I’m an actor, because actors often wait for someone to give them roles.”

Chadwick Boseman + Filmography

[shiftythrifting]

The funniest thing ive ever fucking seen

Gatlinburg, TN

[vicekings]

Big Bitch

[lornagonigall]

DON’T CALL HIM THAT

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

FAT BITCH

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

someone: capitalism is a rational economic system

a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money

[ipww23514-deactivated20180910]

Antisemitic post.

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

i’m literally a jew

[ipww23514-deactivated20180910]

Internalized anti semitism is a thing you know.

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

[i23514]

Cool notes

[buckythepotato]

just 2020 things

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I just finished my longest horror comic ever. I’ll be releasing it in parts over the next several days, but you can read the whole thing now on either my Patreon or Onlyfans!

 http://patreon.com/posts/40473691 

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[magspie-deactivated20200824]

what?

[birdypng]

hellfire / holy water

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[loumandliker]

cats are also like. i’m going to bite you but it’s just for fun

[gnomes-official]

Hangin with my Gnomies!

[kingofthenorth]

#woah loving the blasphemous vibes from thos hats

hey pun what the FUCK does that mean

[the-punforgiven]

Blasphemous vibes

[kingofthenorth]

Pun I thought you mean blasphemous in the biblical sense and nearly flipped my goddamn lid trying to decipher what about gnome hats was an affront against god

[valtsv]

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

[luftraptor]

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

[mrs-faggot]

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

[wolverinequeen]

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

[elodieunderglass]

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]