Cocktober

🎉🎉🎉 a blog for the rawest of artforms: chainmail 😩👌 @dumbey @skankqueen420

[chainmailandsin]

Hey boys 🙇 and girls 💁 it's moaning March 😩😩😫👅💦 and u know what that means... 😜😜 ST DADDYS DAY 😍😩🍀🍀💦👌👨👀👅🍀 is just around the ⬅️ corner so remember 🙋 to wear green 🍀🍀🍀 so u can get lucky 😜😜🍀😫💦 with daddy 😘 Get ready to find That pot of gold 🏆at the end of daddys rainbow 😉🍀🌈🌈🌈 and 🍀💦👉get your shamrocks off 👌💦🍀 send to 8⃣ people if u get 4⃣ back ur a rare 💎💎💎 & lucky hoe 🍀👌👠 if u get 7⃣ back ull get lucky all year long 🍀💎👠💯😫💦💦💋💋💚💚💚

[chainmailandsin]

its FUCKuary 👅👅🍆💦😫💕💋 Get thru ➡️ this month of 😍😍💕 love 💞 with the gift 🎁💋 of cummies 💦😫😫🍆💦 from daddy 😖😖😘 Melt 💦 daddy's cold ❄❄❄❄ heart ❤❤❤ with that Valentine's 💕💋🎁surprise 🎉🍑🍑 of yours 👅👅👅💦Daddy's gonna eat 👅👅👅 your box 🎁🎁🎁💝💝💝 of chocolates 🍫🍫🍫 💘💘💋💋💋💋 and make 50 shades 🎬🎬📖📖 look like a book for kids 📖📖📖📖😫😫😫😫Send this to ➡️➡️7⃣ lonely hoes 😂😂😓 who need some 💕🎁💕 love from daddy 👀😍 if u get 3⃣ back u will get 0⃣ cummies 💦💦 from daddy this Valentine's Day‼️ if u get 1⃣4⃣ back u will get 👀 valentine gifts🎁💦😘😘💕 from the daddy of ur dreams 😍😍😍😍 all month long 😝😝😍😘👉👌👅🍆💦💕

[bitchycode]

🎃💦

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

i’m the pumpkin

[squidyword]

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅

[thebootydiaries]

where did i go wrong

[thebootydiaries]

👉only👈 90s kids 😜😜😂 will remember 🤔📝 watching 👀🔥scooby doo 🐶💦💦💦💦 on a saturday 🕤😂😂 morning 👌💯😉 and laughing so hard that u cry 😭😭😪👉 because your heart has been broken several times and you can no longer trust anyone enough to love again. so john, if you’re out there,

[asian]

Guess what🤔 it’s clown hunting season 👹👌💦💦time to hunt for some clown cock🍆😜😜 that big red nose isn’t the only thing you’ll be bonking tonight 😱👉🏽👌🏽huge shoes equal huge🍆🍆don’t let that clown juggle his balls all by himself 👀👅💦u know they aren’t just lurking in the shadows but also in that 😼😼 open your mouth wider than that creepy clown grin 👅👅👅send this to 12 of your kinkiest clown stalkers and hope that bobo will satisfy them tonight

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[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

It's 🍆COCKtober🍆 ladiez 💃and gentzzz🚶🎃 an u know what that means 👀👅 😮🙆🏻👅 time to appreciate dat 👻hauntingly👻 gud DICKE❗️❗️❗️send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that thicc ass dicke 🍆😫🍆😫🍆💦💦💦Or else u be gettin 💀BoNeD💀 by the thin bined❌❌❌ 😤👀skeleboner👀😤Dunt get stuck in da 😱bonezone😱Send 2 frien to get 💦SPOOPED 💦by dat 💯👌🏼MAGnuM DoNG👌🏼💯😫

why this

[chainmailandsin]

It’s COCKtober 🎃👻🌽💦 u spooky sluts 👻😜 succtember gave us a hard 🍆🙇 start but now that we woke 👀 be sure to keep watch for spooky 😱😱 skelly daddies 💀💀😋 for a good BONING 👉🍆💦Don’t be afraid 😵🙈 to put on a show 👠👙💄 with ur costume 👙💁👄 this year u COCKtober sluts 😝😝😝 or else daddy won’t let u go trick 😏🙊👅 or treating ‼️🍭🍬😋💦Share this to 9⃣ spooky sluts 😈😈 who need their pumpkins filled 😋🍑🎃 with a scary ghoul daddy’s 👻👻👻 ectoplasm 😫💦💦💦 if u get 3⃣ back u a wack-o-lantern 😑👎🎃 if u get 7⃣ back u are a superspook 🌟 sugar treat 😜🍬👌

[chainmailandsin]

Halloween: *IS NEXT MONTH*

Me: sign me the FUCK up🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats 💀 some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right💀there 💀💀if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 👹 i say so 👹 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👹 🎃🎃🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃🎃🎃🎃 👹 🎃 👻👻👻 🎃🎃Spooky shit

[bitchycode]

🎃💦

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

i’m the pumpkin

[squidyword]

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅

[lmaonade]

could u imagine inventing butter, and you take a big spoonful and ur like 😏 then that shit hit your tongue and….. 😰….. 😨 ….. ur done! 😱🤢 soooooo nasty! ugh! ohhh it’s repulsive! but then ur thinking 🤔i spent 16 hours making this little bowl of this filth, not gonna just toss it! no way! 😑 so u grab some of your leftover bread that you grew yourself on a bread tree. spread some of that Gunk on that bad boy. 😧 bottoms up!!! …….😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ it’s amazing! it’s so delicious! how can something so horrendous by itself, make this bread so much better❓❗️❓❗️ you losing your damn mind

[chainmailandsin]

Juicy June

Juicy June 💦💦☀️ is here which means daddy sunshine ☀️ is ready to heat 🔥🔥 us up 😩💦🙇 and the only way ➡️ to survive is by quenching ur dirty little self 😋😋😋 with a nice helping 👍👌 of some juicy ass 💦😩👌🍑🍑🍑 Make sure the sun ☀️isn’t the only thing heating 🔥🔥you up, make daddy😫👌🔥🍆 come get that juicy fruit🍑🍑💦Send this to ➡️🔟 sunburnt hoes 🔥😰 who need a healing 😷👼💊 with some fresh & juicy 🍑🍑🍑💦 if u get 4⃣ back u are 1⃣ dry crispy hoe 😰💨🍞 if u get 7⃣ back u are a summertime booty queen 👸👸💁💦✨ remember to protect urself from daddy Suns ☀️ power 😲😭😩🙇 this juicy 💦 June 🍑💦

[chainmailandsin]

[scarletdianthus-deactivated2025]

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[comparingmeerkats]

it’s 💫STAR WARS DAY💫‼️😩😂👌 you know what that means 😱😳😂💦 may the 🐛SLURP🐛 be with you!‼️😂🔥 take a moment 💜🙏 to 👅FEED👅 off the living force 😱😩👌 enjoy a few 👉🐜SOILY SNACKS🐜👈 ‼️ and send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ BUGGIE BUDS 👫🐛💕 get 1️⃣ back and you’ll be a 😧lonely lombriz😧💔😭 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a GREAT 🐞GOBBLER🐞 get 1️⃣0️⃣‼️ back and you’re a 😍SEXY SLURPER😍 👅😂💦

its may 5th for me now

[plvtarch]

AP exams are 😱 finally 😱😰 here 🕐 u college board BITCHES 😷 and it’s gonna be AP 🔥 LIT 🔥‼️ remember 💭 to get a 👌 GOOD 😉😏 NIGHT’S 💤😪 SLEEP 😴 before the 📝 TEST 💀💀 DON’T spend all NIGHT 🌚 on ya COMPUTER 💻 for 😉😉 SCIENCE 🍌 ❌❌ and DON’T get 😏 PHYSICal 💦 with ya BIOLOGY 👉👌 or ur gonna 😰 lose 😭😭 all ur (gibb’s free) ENERGY 😵😵 AND CUM 💦😏 calcuLATE 🙊❌ to the 😷 exam 😷‼️‼️ HISTORY 🌎🌎 and statisDICKS 🔢 have 👀 shown 👀🔍 that u might be PSYCHed 🤔😨 OUT 😭 during the TEST 😫😱 and that u won’t be able to 🔍 deRIDE ✏️ the 😛 V (velocity) and the 🍆 D (dickstance) 💦💦💦 BUT DON’T ❌ go APES 🐵♻️ and 😵 lose ur 🍆 HEAD like ya boi Louis XVI 🇫🇷🙇💀 BECAUSE that WON’T 🙅 happen if u 🤔 reMEMBER 👅💦 ur 🍌 DICKtion 😋 and 📐 SINtax 😈😈, if u juDICKtial REVIEW 📜 ur notes like Marbury v. DADDYson 😫❤, and if u keep ur 👀 ION 🔬 the C(L)OCK ⌚️🕑‼️ but if u aren’t aFREUD 😨😜 to aPUSH 🇺🇸 urself 😘💪 to the limits 💃 u will get more than Wilson’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ POINTS 🔥🔥💯 so GOOD LUCK stuDYING 🔫💀, SUCC 🍭some COCKulus 😫🙌, van GOGH 🏃 be a FReaQ 📝💦, and get urself not a one 😔 BUT A 🍆 FIVE 👅🙏💦

[chainmailandsin]

Anal April

Moaning March 😩😩🍀 is officially over 👎 but don’t u dirty sluts😉😜 worry because Anal April 😳🙇😵🍆💦 is here and it’s bringing more spring ☺️🌸 as well as the birds 🐥 and the bees 🐝🐝🐥🙈😍😫👌💕Spring flowers 🌸🌼 don’t bloom on their own 😜😜 so remember to get daddy🙈 to pollinate 😖😍🐝💕 ur flower bud with his stinger 😩😩😩🍆🐝🙇 this month 🌸🌺🌼Send this ➡️ to 7⃣ fresh hoes who need to learn 📝👀 about the birds and the bees 🐝🐝🐥😜💦💕 this anal April 😫🍆🙇💦 if you get 3⃣ back you will get a good stinging 😩🍆💕 from daddy 🙈🙈🙈 if you get 7⃣ back you will get private lessons 📝👀🐝🐥💕😍 from daddy nature 😜🙈🙇🌺 all year long 😩😩😩👌💯