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A word about bronies.
So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:
We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite ponies, and was overall just too damn cute. She had an MLP lanyard filled with pins sheād gotten in the vendorās room, and gave me a Fluttershy pin because she liked my cosplay. She ended up just hanging out with us for a while and beinā super cute. We call her Babby because sheās 11 and precious.
The next day, she runs up to the booth, terrified, and asks if she can please hide under our table for a few minutes. Turns out a dude had been following her around the con all day, and tried to get her to come up to his hotel room. Alone. She tells us she thought he was okay at first because he was wearing an MLP shirt, but she didnāt want to go anywhere with him, and he made her uneasy. At one point, after sheād refused, he grabbed her arm in the elevators and tried to get her to follow him. She ran, and now she wants somewhere to hide.
We tell her of course, hurry her behind our booth and fucking station ourselves around her because sheās eleven years old and all of us are prepared to physically attack the human trashheap who tries to fuck with her. Weāre all dressed up in wings and ears and weāre 100000% prepared to rip them off and launch across that table to defend this kid. Eventually this very large dude strolls by, very obviously looking around, and she quietly points him out to us. At this point Iām ready to set him on fire, but when I ask if she needs me to go report him, she shakes her head. She doesnāt want to get in trouble, or make anyone mad.
We see him a few more times over the course of the day, because he keeps meandering over to our booth and just casually looking around. Eventually he actually stops to take a flier from our table and asks us a question, and we coldly send him on his way. We start sending a coworker with Babby whenever her parents arenāt around and she wants to go check out artistās alley or the vendorās hall. Because otherwise sheās not safe. She canāt run around and freely enjoy a convention about a show aimed at her, because instead of being surrounded by peers sheās somehow surrounded by men who pose a threat to her.
My point here: this is why I fucking hate ābronies.ā Because grown-ass men are flooding into a space carved out for childrenāoften little girlsāand are making it unsafe for them.
I met a lot of non-awful people there, of course. I met a lot of parents and older siblings. A lot of adorable little boys who were happy to empathize with female characters, and a lot of little kids who wanted a picture with cosplays of their favorite pony. I met a lot of people who were cool and nice and just liked cartoons. I met a male Pinkie Pie cosplayer with a Fluttershy lady-friend who juggled and spun plates and was happy to entertain kids, and were generally just really cool people.
But I also met a lot of skeevy dudebros. A lot of guys in fedoras loudly discussing sexual shit in a room with children. Guys who drew/sold/displayed really fucking inappropriate āfanart,ā including gross bodypillows that had no purpose in a little kidsā toy convention. I met a guy who gushed with absolute glee about the pleasure he derives from ācorrupting innocence.ā I met a lot of people who wanted to take something sweet and nice for children and make it about THEM. A lot of guys who wanted to make it about their dicks.Ā People who made it UNSAFE for the intended audience to even be in attendance.
So yeah. If you call yourself a brony, Iām prolly not gonna trust you. Because Iāve seen yāall in action, and I am not impressed. Frankly Iām infuriated. This is like a bunch of gross neckbeards swarming Disneyland and shoving kids out of the way so they can grope Cinderella, and finding nothing wrong with it because they think theyāre entitled to it.
My Little Pony is a really cute show with a lot of nice messages for kids, and gross brony shitweasels are trying to fucking take it from them by force. And I will fight them.
Errrr uh thank you. But there are complicated things involving Keke, that me and Tsuu have discussed.. Iām sorry but there are things about Keke that arenāt set upā¦. Iāve been doing my own research and so has Tsuu. Thank I appreciate all the info but Kekeās life is extremely complicated. This Headcannon was a work in progress. Tsuu and I had a conversation about this already. But again thank you
Sorry if you're a little put off and I kind of know what you mean by complicated. So research will indeed be your friend there.
For Senri-Mun (Headcannon Repost)
Please pay attention now~ This all involves Kekeās fake heart. If you didnāt know Keke gained her immortality at a young age through experimenting. Her heart was replace with a fake one. Now Keke was never meant to live after this operation despite the chakra barriers that surround her fragile heart. It was only meant for experimenting. As you can she, sheās fully alive.
Nowā¦Sadly, there come some awful issues. Everyone can possible go through a heart attack. And sadly Keke goes through those very frequently. Yes that heart can āpumpā blood through her body. Though it does not beat. Chakra runs through her body to flow blood. Her fake heart can provide oxygen to the blood and run through her body. But again the Chakra helps with this difficult process. Now in fights, she has to pay attention to the amount of Chakra that she uses. If she loses to much , sheāll end up having a heart attack. And due to heart being a fraud, she cannot die unless the heart is torn from her body. So sheāll fall and experience grueling pain. She needs to stop and rest for 25 minutes. Which makes her vulnerable to attacks from the enemy. (Yes confusing. Mun is still working out kinks but you get the gist of it)
Occasionally her chest will begin to burn for a few seconds due to the overworked heart. So thatās why sheās careful of what she doesā¦..Most of the time.
There's a couple things I'd like to mention here for the sake of knowledge. Number one is that artificial hearts are quite real. As per the above, they're typically not meant for extended use, but as a means to hold people over that are in need of a transplant.
This is an example of one and would be placed in a person's chest in place of their actual heart. Obviously they'd have no heartbeat as this is really nothing more than a mechanical fluid pump. Other than that though, there's nothing special about a person with one of these.
Keke's would be fairly similar from my understanding. So she technically wouldn't be immortal. Cut off an arm or whatever and she's still bleed to death pretty quick like everyone else. Hopefully this information is somewhat helpful in working out the above.
More info on total artificial hearts.
Why stop to change your tires when you can keep driving on two wheels and have your passengers go out the car to change them as you keep driving? Sploid reader Officer Mike posted a video similar to this on the comments. Apparently, this is something common in Arab countries: It's called hagwalah.
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